Monya

a collection of random thoughts that simply MUST be expressed

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

The more men I meet, the more BAFFLED I am as to how theirs isn’t the gender that’s widely discriminated against…

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

when u lowkey know they’re wiping the little washing bowl clean with ur hair but u can’t prove it🤨💇🏻‍♀️

[Hadi @lolnvmtho]

my retweeting era because I’m just speechless

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

@bluepastabowl Felt that in my soul

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

@bluepastabowl Deadddd

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

chewing gum is basically just kneading dough with your teeth if u really think about it

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

@bluepastabowl Dude i recently met someone who actively looks for those crunchy grapes.. jail

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

@bluepastabowl YUM craving it now

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

@bluepastabowl ooooof same

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

@shahsanoja Yassification of SBR is one sentence i never thought i would hear in my life🤣😭

[Star Slop @starslopped]

THIS!!!!!

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

@shahsanoja GUTS

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

if i order an iced latte and you hand me a beige coloured liquid with 3 ice cubes floating over top… respectfully, fuck you

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

@priprrii Laughed harder than i should have

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

@bluepastabowl WHEEZING

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

@bluepastabowl it means u are human despite the pasta bowl allegations

[isa⚡️ @isabellasg3]

Everyone hating on Jeff Bezos wedding but I ordered on Amazon at 10pm last night and it's at here at 9am this morning

Enjoy your wedding king

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

@shahsanoja I knew u were going to relate

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

sick n tired of being served linguine every time i try to order udon in this godforsaken city

[Monya @ManyaDesaii]

#JusticeForUdon