Frank Manyindo Jr Apuuli

Son | Brother | Elder | HUMAN |
@manutd I'm all about the smile #nomattertheshittycircumstances

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump: If you’re in doubt about somebody's name from the Middle East, just say Mohammed, you have about a 65% chance. Hello, Mohammed. I've done it for years now. I’ve never been wrong.

[Sheilah C Gashumba @SheilahGashumba]

@jimntale replied to my tweet and then deleted!! Scared of the incoming receipts!?!?! The deleted post said ‘we shall meet in court’ 😂😂 Yet all the filed pending cases have your name over the young boys so you quickly run to Berlin 😂😂😂 Spoiling the future of young boys and proudly teething in tik tok videos!! Puppet! You sold your soul so cheap at the cost of ‘ass’

[Sheilah C Gashumba @SheilahGashumba]

@jimntale has a degree in Kissing Ass! He kissed ass in Uganda, Kissed ass to go to Berlin and he’s still kissing ass to keep his job!! Well done! Hope you received a Happy boyfriend day gift from your boyfriend on October 3rd and I hope your Kameza money comes on time!!

[Anthony Natif @TonyNatif]

Is Pastor Kayanja saying you can attack the Katikiro, you can attack the President, you can attack the Catholic Church and they don’t say anything but if you attack the Pentecostals, then that’s war?

Sounds about selfish…

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Hello @robrjk, have you had the chance to interact with the 18 paged cyber forensic report developed after the analysis of your father’s metadata matrix ahead of the court case that’s given you people sleepless nights?

You may hate me for now but you’ll thank me later!

[Anthony Natif @TonyNatif]

Maybe that’s Mr Frank Gashumba’s point; that the Kayanjas’ brand hasn’t been truly scrutinized and once put to public scrutiny for a few days, it’s crumbling.

It’s like ACP Andre Mubiru over at @PoliceUg Forensics. Small small jab and it disintegrates? 🤭 But I digress.

If it’s as solid a brand as you say, it should survive these minor headwinds.

Remember the Cafe Javas storm? They beat it on brand strength.

Strong brands endure.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I still genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

If you’re still following a pastor that makes you believe that he will download your dream and pray about it for three weeks after sending it to his team(son) via email together with 300 USD, thump your chest thrice and say to yourself, “I am an IDIOT!”

[KITAKA @Elijah_Kitaka1]

@robrjk I want a TikTok live one on one with you but accept at your own risk, I will be waiting for your confirmation. @Kasuku256 okilime???

[Felix Kitaka @TheMutambuze]

My contribution to the ongoing pastors’ debate:

A man was caught sneaking into Julius Caesar’s home, dressed as a woman.

Rumours spread that he had come to meet Caesar’s wife, Pompeia.

Caesar divorced her.

When asked why, despite having no proof of wrongdoing, he replied:

“My wife must be above suspicion.”

[Ramah Kizito @RamahKizito]

This statement reeks of misogyny and reinforces the very gender stereotypes society should be dismantling.

[Sheilah C Gashumba @SheilahGashumba]

Sheilah this, sheilah that! 😂😂😂Do u want a kiss or what 😂😂😂 Mummy and Dad’s boy, run and report to your parents or the your church congregation! A loud mouth until they tell you to perform a miracle then u shutup!! U bicker around different things and miss the main point!! I can imagine how you talk to the workers in ur church and how many people u have silenced and how many payouts you have given out to shut people up!! Its different over here!! The curses you are throwing already roaming around ur household!! From accusations of people disappearing from the church, to police cases and court cases from young men etc Cant be a coincident!!! You and your family are soo good at threatening people’s family and you silence after soo much emotial and physical damage done to them! Even people who drink and sleep in bars dont have soo much going on like y’all ‘men of God’ ! Your mother said Mr Frank Gashumba is talking like women and you his son is going back and forth with women 😂😂😂 !! @Malaikagashumba posted over your mother’s statement church and you jumped on her post like it had anything to do with you! Lets keep the battle between MAN TO MAN, WIFE TO WIFE, Kids to Kids (son to daughter) !! Are you saying all you want because you own a gun! Should i mention the names of the people who u have threatened with that gun at ur church!?! You go low, i go lower!

[Malaika Mutoni Gashumba @Malaikagashumba]

@robrjk please leave Jesus out of this conversation , my husband @FrankGashumba did not at one point mock God . There is a difference between questioning people who claim to represent God and mocking God Himself.

And let’s get the timeline right, The names came into the conversation after your father attacked my husband directly . Now suddenly, a discussion about fake pastors has been turned into a whole theological conference about mocking God and Jesus.

We understand that defending your parents is part of your job description as a son, and we shall clap for you for that👏But please, don’t promote your case by recruiting Jesus as a witness when the original conversation was about fake pastors.

Jesus is not a family lawyer, and Christianity is not a family PR department. Let us stick to what was actually said instead of turning every disagreement into a spiritual warfare documentary.

@SheilahGashumba

[Felix Kitaka @TheMutambuze]

Uganda’s economy is struggling, yet fake pastors seem to command more public attention than the economic crisis.

Who bewitched us?

[Sheilah C Gashumba @SheilahGashumba]

@BBCAfrica should come to Uganda and do an under cover story about the pastors in uganda like they did with TB JOSHUA

[Bernard Sabiti @BernardSabiti]

Now I am worried for Gashumba. They might murder him just so they can say God did it, thereby fulfilling their prophecy of Gashumba's demise. Do not underestimate the darkness these fellas are capable of. Their pseudo healing industry is worth billions and right now Gashumba is a mortal danger to it. Like the Mafia and narco barons, they might go bananas in retaliation

[TOKO @GodwinTOKO]

If, by any chance, this is the CV then he isn't THAT baddas, actually. Just a dude who has worked for his father all his life doing the things that the average Ugandan his age can do while running a rolex stall, a shop selling shoes & belts, barber shop, and nursing a heartbreak from a Kampala hun!

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Gashumba Frank is cursed with a daughter that chose to activate hustle mode once and for all to be able to afford to live a first-class life. The man of Gaad is blessed with a pornography and masturbation addict for a son!

Choose your blessing or curse carefully!

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Top Ugandan military officers are in detention for allegedly cooking fake bomb stories and causing loss of lives. But a certain pastor is up in flames and his biggest testimony/PR, is that God saved him and his congregation from them bombs. Was there any conspiracy?

New suspect?

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

And before you attack me for asking your fake pastors the obvious, bear in mind that I am not your everyday scarecrows; I’ll ask the unexpected too!

Move steadily while defending your pastors because we are about to get to the real exposure and you may want to eat your words!