NANDIPHA MANYONI

A bio chem student

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A frnd of mine went in 4 a competition nd won a trip 2 china, nw hez in china trying 2 win a trip back 2 south africa lol

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Apperantly its bin said women shud hav sex 4 timez a week... wats da difference between 4roundz nd 4timez?

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Whn im feeling lyk dis BOOZE is da only answer, i dnt remember da question thou lol

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whn is dis day gna end mara, cnt wait 2 c my frnd JOHNNY WALKER nd my FOUR COUSINZ.. lol

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@angieliciouz lol

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eva notice how women problem start with men? men-opause men-strual pain men-tal illness guy-nercologist his-terectomy

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Wats da closest thng 2 a woman's period? ur salary! it cumz once a month, lasts abt 3 to 4 dayz.. lol

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cumon.. im nt afraid 2 die, i just dnt wana b de whn it happenz lol

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lyf can only b understood backwardz bt it must lived fowardz.. hw frustrating! *sigh*

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Dez alwayz 3 sydz 2 a story, my syd, ur syd nd da thruth.. 4 sum reasonz nt knw 2 man no one is wrong :)

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y is da tym of da day with slowest traffic called da rush hour? lol

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if i eva cheat on u, dnt u dare expose me 2 dem cheaterz i swear il smack u on da face.. dat show is just pathetic *Annoyed*

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i nid 2 dlt sum ppl in my lyf- dis cnt b ryt.. *Thnkng*

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of ol da addictionz i have, dez only one dat i wont quit.. M.O.N.E.Y gosh i love moola

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omg! dis is sooo not happenin.. shit

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ya hey, drunk man's wordz are a sober man's thought...

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how i hate pick up linez, lol dis adad guy came 2 me and said hi im mickey and u must b minnie! Geez

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lmfao if lyf is a B##CH den ure the pimp.. kidding.. just play your cardz ryt and ol wil b wel..

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Wtf! dont do it behind the gardenz gate, love is blind but neighbourz arent...

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u mustnt take life serious no one gets out alive lol