cassey manzer

I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

@KFCBarstool @kporzee shooters shoot

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

Just found out Tootsie Rolls are just chocolate taffy and I'm going to need a moment

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

If everyone in the world watched every season of Shameless, there would be no babies named Debbie born for 100 years

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

Just got bit by a mosquito laying in bed..nowhere is safe for now

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

I feel like I was born to edit inappropriate songs for kids bop

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

Here I am driving through Texas: where it snows half an inch and they close all public restrooms, turn off all the power, run out of gas and the mayor comes out and says “only the strong will survive”

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

Christmas? More like Christ.. mess.

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

Show a little love to the healthcare/service workers missing out on holidays this year because they can’t work at home to quarantine 😭

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

2010 we were “Hugs not Drugs”
2020 we are “Drugs not Hugs”

[NPR @NPR]

California was the first state to legalize marijuana for medical use in 1996.

Now, 35 states and four territories will allow the use of medical marijuana.
https://t.co/jdi376V96b

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

@liz_sacco Clocked it..11hr 12mins beat that

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

I had equal parts Tums to fun ratio this weekend

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

I’d give back my $1200 to go dancing right now

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

I wonder how long post COVID it will take me to stop getting irritated by the sight of someone’s nose

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

When it’s a $500 fine to drive 20 minutes to see your best friend @liz_sacco

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

I’m a sleepy bitch

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

Without at least 7 hours of sleep, I am....a bitch

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

Not to brag but I went out on a week night

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

To this day this amazing contraption is better than any chiropractor

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

I’ve watched Rocketman more times than I’d care to admit

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

Stay positive stay positive stay positive

[cassey manzer @ManzerCassey]

We all have our flaws. Mine is that in bermuda shorts I look like Gumby and Dora the Explorer’s love child.