⛧⃝ I’m getting married to my bf to get on his health insurance plan without risking insurance fraud, and a Minister from The Satanic Temple of Washington is going to officiate our wedding ⛧⃝
I'm gonna go in for a drug test. I think it's a UA.
On my way out I wanna say "you didn't tell me whether I should pee in it or cum in it so I did both"
Imagine buying ownership of one of the world’s most recognizable brands, destroying it to rebrand as something generic and mundane, and still fucking that up (an oversight possibly caused by firing much of the staff that supported said brand). Heh, some people 🙄
@ChewyTobacco I hope SO MUCH that you don’t lose this fight. You deserve to have a life of joy, and the community deserves to have you.
You ever have a time in your life that’s so good, you look back to when it seemed hopeless and impossible you’d ever get that, and be glad you made it thru?
Listening to Limp Bizkit songs I listened to as a teen in the ‘00s and while I still like the music, I only now hear just how much of a whiny bitch Fred Durst is, and I don’t like that.
I almost always hate Google’s trying-to-be-fancy stuff that isn’t just organic web search results, but I will say this:
• if Google is the reason “(Twitter)” is there, then kudos to Google
• if Twitter is the reason that appears, then Elon you ruined it and you know it. dummy
@Evolus_Lily They do. They use both. The delivery instructions aren’t accurately transferred, evidenced by me choosing “leave at door” and the driver saying he sees “meet at curb” (which is confusing due to the placement of my house).
This is a $14 McDonald’s Sprite.
The app decided to not include anything else I thought I was ordering, and didn’t make it clear. I had this single soda delivered to my house.
There is no way to contact support about an order through the McDonald’s app.
The worst part about loving someone is how hard it makes it for me to cut myself. I’ve been wanting to cut so bad lately, but know they’ll hate it if I do, and I don’t want to push them away