𖤐Maow𖤐

The skittle in your m&ms. Usually Kosher, spontaneous #tmifuckyou ✬✫✮✭ see also: @MaowToFoxy

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

⛧⃝ I’m getting married to my bf to get on his health insurance plan without risking insurance fraud, and a Minister from The Satanic Temple of Washington is going to officiate our wedding ⛧⃝

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

I'm gonna go in for a drug test. I think it's a UA.

On my way out I wanna say "you didn't tell me whether I should pee in it or cum in it so I did both"

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

Imagine buying ownership of one of the world’s most recognizable brands, destroying it to rebrand as something generic and mundane, and still fucking that up (an oversight possibly caused by firing much of the staff that supported said brand). Heh, some people 🙄

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

@ChewyTobacco I hope SO MUCH that you don’t lose this fight. You deserve to have a life of joy, and the community deserves to have you.

You ever have a time in your life that’s so good, you look back to when it seemed hopeless and impossible you’d ever get that, and be glad you made it thru?

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

Latest album by Post-it just dropped! I don’t have a record player tho

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

I grabbed life by the balls and it went limp :c

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

The aurora borealis! It’s happening outside and I saw it! Best part about this bucket list item was experiencing it with my boyfriend! So unplanned

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

I used to think there’s no way I could ever date someone who’s not a fur. But here I am, talking with my boyfriend about figuring out his fursona

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

Concert arena architects need to take a lesson from Home Depo architects.

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

Listening to Limp Bizkit songs I listened to as a teen in the ‘00s and while I still like the music, I only now hear just how much of a whiny bitch Fred Durst is, and I don’t like that.

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

https://t.co/aHzprBi3sO

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

@historyinmemes This looks like it’s been ruined by AI “enhancement”

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

@HowThingsWork_ I want to put sound effects to this

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

I almost always hate Google’s trying-to-be-fancy stuff that isn’t just organic web search results, but I will say this:

• if Google is the reason “(Twitter)” is there, then kudos to Google

• if Twitter is the reason that appears, then Elon you ruined it and you know it. dummy

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

I’m sorry, WHAT?! This is the least expected thing I’ve ever see in my news app ever.

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

@Evolus_Lily They do. They use both. The delivery instructions aren’t accurately transferred, evidenced by me choosing “leave at door” and the driver saying he sees “meet at curb” (which is confusing due to the placement of my house).

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

This is a $14 McDonald’s Sprite.

The app decided to not include anything else I thought I was ordering, and didn’t make it clear. I had this single soda delivered to my house.

There is no way to contact support about an order through the McDonald’s app.

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

Tonight I burn Marbs and hopefully not bridges

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

The worst part about loving someone is how hard it makes it for me to cut myself. I’ve been wanting to cut so bad lately, but know they’ll hate it if I do, and I don’t want to push them away

[𖤐Maow𖤐 @MaowFox]

Stereotypical underground rave like you see in the movies (again)