Quiet Flows the Dan

Kommissar of Rock, stagehand, stagehandin' LAMF.

[Quiet Flows the Dan @Mapachesghost]

When you wake up and you think you have like 3 more hours left to sleep but really you have 24 minutes.

[m. taddow @MikeTaddow]

“arnold schwarzenegger” singing crossroads has me HOWLING fam

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

Please prey for me my girlfriend is requiring me to buss 6 nuts tonight!

[Quiet Flows the Dan @Mapachesghost]

@rapdose Game… he’s not the messenger for this… he has always been off, sorry, it’s true

[Quiet Flows the Dan @Mapachesghost]

@sambrownusa I think I can help you out- people think that what you say is weird… and what you believe in, and what you do, and who you associate with, and your party, and your face, are weird

[Quiet Flows the Dan @Mapachesghost]

@Rome_Streetz project produced by @rocmarci please

[Quiet Flows the Dan @Mapachesghost]

@jessehawken The libs who dick-rode JD Vance to, probably, the Presidency make me think of “House of Games”, “Six Degrees of Separation”, “Usual Suspects”, but every example I hit is too charitable to them because Vance was, always, the most obvious transparent, cheap phony.

[Mark Ames @MarkAmesExiled]

Dem Party campaign strategy

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is legitimately how an 8-year-old thinks

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I love how in Belly, the news interrupts regularly scheduled programming to announce that someone invented slightly better heroin

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

what's funny about the Netflix CEO saying "Barbie and Oppenheimer would have been just as big if they were made for Netflix" is that he didn't make them and never would have made them! Look at The Grey Man and Red Notice, that's more their speed

[Quiet Flows the Dan @Mapachesghost]

@Trey_Explainer I thought it was kind of agreed on that his contribution began and ended with almost every boss having a name beginning with G, R, or M. Totally agree he didn’t write shit.

[Quiet Flows the Dan @Mapachesghost]

@ZeroSuitCamus Michael Parenti (I think) talked about how there were tens of thousands of soldiers MIA in the Pacific in WWII and he was like “Where are they? Are they in secret underground Toyota factories? They’re dead.”

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

I remember Covid-19 had my Uncle on facebook acting like I Am Legend

[Quiet Flows the Dan @Mapachesghost]

@POTUS Lol

[Quiet Flows the Dan @Mapachesghost]

@historyinmemes How old are you? Only zoomers are nostalgic for the late 90s I’m pulling your card bitch.

[Quiet Flows the Dan @Mapachesghost]

@lodgepolepines MUST BE LOOKED INTO!

[Quiet Flows the Dan @Mapachesghost]

@jessehawken Tom Wilkinson with the bread is one of the only accurate depictions of mania I have seen in a movie.