CeRtIfiEd HaTeR

I must fail often to succeed Only Once 🥲

[mat 𓆟 @dumbassmat]

trying to cope with the fact that everything is a fucking monthly subscription

[𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 @Apremunit]

Black parents don’t know the meaning of reflexes.

Just because I blocked your slap doesn’t mean I want to fight please.😭😭😭

[100 @yh_me2]

whatever didn't kill me turned me into this

[duke @millersgft]

as a ghoster, when i get ghosted i respect it

[salou❦ @hyunsthot]

Seeing an interesting tweet and the tl refreshes before you can finish reading it

[Bunny_Guts @BunnyGuts69]

it should have been Charlie Kirk again

[໊ @soysabil]

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

[Sonic Youth Updates @UCimmn]

At least she outlived charlie kirk

[carson. @playboixcarson]

Wrap this fucking year up.

[Akira @Akir_a997]

“older woman” “1998”

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Accidentally falling asleep is the best sleep you can ever get.

[Thoka🧑🏿‍🚀 @thoka_2]

I’m itching for these new Lantern episodes

[Memes vs. Football @memesvsfootball]

GW1 in a nutshell

[𝔸𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕪👩‍💻 @immatechy]

I rebuke every spirit of Argentine players in the Arsenal team.

[Oslina Mogotlane @OslinaM]

As an adult why are you littering? Also why are you throwing things through the window of a moving car?? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

august really slipped away into a moment in time wtf

[𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 @jude1141671]

A lecturer cancelling an 8am class without telling students until they’ve already arrived should be considered a serious academic offence.

[ryy @bigdihhhenry]

half my aura is just basic manners

[EbukaTheJury @Arsenaljury]

I will not force my kids to love Arsenal, they will have freedom to choose between Arsenal or leave my house🙄

[Dom @New_D_Kosher]

Sugar free drinks have the weirdest aftertaste. Y’all be lying to yourselves saying they’re good