Melissa

Human woman & dog lover.

[h @VILL4NEVE]

nobody will ever be this funny again

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Are you telling me penguins survive on the warm embrace of collectivism and not the frigidity of rugged individualism

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

me october 1st

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love bdsm (bagels, danishes, scones, muffins)

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

[her name is cyn 🌷 @cynfinite]

You know what? Hell yeah.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I guess they just not fuckin with me

[BLACK AMERICAN PRINCESS @ScottieBeam]

I send you this.. i am out of my mind and it’s too late.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Not even joking, the reason why the youth are so dumb is because they didn’t grow up with Wishbone teaching them about morals, and classic literature

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

If Mr Krabs owned a bar

[ab @itgirlab]

https://t.co/2YxSBfaOUK

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

He's so real for that

[Laura @ldollaz_]

First day in hell.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This will never not be funny 😂

[Mark @106th]

It was called AOL and there were dozens of chatrooms literally anyone could join, and you'd be 15 years old, talking to some entire stranger who was probably 45 and they'd ask you A/S/L

[mia @httpsosweet]

can you lie down on top of me like a weighted blanket and make all my worries go away

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Why is this so perfectly made 🤣