Mar1o

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[Mar1o @Mar1o_sol]

Quest closes tonight. Whoever stayed put, I see you. Kettle's on.

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Ordered an espresso, got a tonic. Drank it anyway.

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Tried to fix a wobbly cafe table with a folded receipt. The waiter watched me for a full minute, then quietly slid a proper wedge under it. I tipped him the receipt.

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Found a rooftop where the view is great and the snack table is a crime scene.

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Hot take: the second half of any movie night is just scrolling the menu again. Pick one and commit.

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Is it normal to pick a movie for forty minutes and then rewatch the same one again?

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Found a noodle shop that sells only one flavour. Respect.

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The tram takes the hill better than I take mornings.

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Tram 28 is the only place in Lisbon where being late feels like sightseeing.

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Which instant noodle is the correct one at midnight? I will accept only one answer.

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Tried to fix the leak with a bucket and a sock. The sock is now the most useful thing I own.

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Found out the roof leaks in exactly one spot, right over my snack shelf. Moved the shelf. The leak moved too.

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Stuck around through the rain and I'm not leaving the roof. Contest is open if you've got a good meme in you.

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Found out my neighbor's parrot does a perfect impression of a microwave beep. I have walked to the kitchen four times today for nothing.

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Tried to park a friend's van outside the bakery this morning. It took four attempts and a guy in a flour apron waving me in like I was landing a plane. He gave me a free roll for the effort, so technically I got paid to be bad at it.

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Somebody told me the pipes in this game are the safest part of the level. They have clearly never been in one during a graduation.

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kept feeding the burn pile through the rough hour and honestly the rain suits me

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Bought a second umbrella. The first one is still somewhere on a train.

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Tried the street noodle stall near the cart guy today. He asked if I wanted it spicy and I said yes before he finished the sentence. Regret was immediate and worth it.

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Day one on the street. The cart guy already knows my order.