Maractus

I’m totally not an RP account guys I swear I’m just a parody it’s different

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My computer has been broken for two days, which is totally why I haven’t posted content in over a week. No don’t do the math, trust me on this

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@POlSONJABS Wide Nidoking walking

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@rhopalo_era 👀

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@twineedles_ Soulja Boy tell em

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@gazaster Recently had to explain the concept of a “Bruh Moment” to my mom. I don’t recommend it

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@pxllenpuffs Good thing I died

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@pxllenpuffs There’s only one good pre-gen 5 Pokémon game to play today, and it’s Voltorb Flip

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@squid_hugger Agreed

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@twineedles_ No, anything but my dick tits!

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I am going to achieve perpetual motion. I call it Maractus' Monster Truck because it's like Newton's Cradle but it's mine and way worse at calming babies down

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@twineedles_ What’s so special about your knees?

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@twineedles_ @Dreama_Eata THE BEES KNEES

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@twineedles_ @Dreama_Eata The Bee’s Knees

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@ribombee_post I can’t count higher than 461 so as far as I’m concerned my BST is the strongest there is

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@Shap0sa A stupid concept executed PERFECTLY

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[Blatant untruth]

[Confession of dishonesty]

Am I doing this right

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@demiractus You did it, you’re famous

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@squid_hugger Two words I never thought would go together, yet work so well

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@frogmanjoe3 @ribombee_post I mean you’re a frog, you have experience drinking gay water