Mara Lindstrom

[Mara Lindstrom @MaraLindstrom]

@robmick20 I say it with much love

[Mara Lindstrom @MaraLindstrom]

@robmick20 You are that asshole

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It's a sad moment when you stay home and your parents go out to a party... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SOCIAL LIFE?!

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@GarrettKalt @Starbucks @WSUPullman @blakeleeannn ?

[Mara Lindstrom @MaraLindstrom]

I understand why alum get so drunk. - Visit, the old days of how much they could drink - Sad because it's not old days - Drink more.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

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@blakeleeannn But like, didn't we totally tell them to do this?

[Mara Lindstrom @MaraLindstrom]

@blakeleeannn WTF NOT COOL

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@mcmillan_tori Wait what?!

[Mara Lindstrom @MaraLindstrom]

Best pickup line I've received in awhile "Please, tell your parents they make beautiful babies. Also, would you like a chicken strip?"

[Mara Lindstrom @MaraLindstrom]

@madipraino Jesus.....

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Note to self - when a kid is being nice to you at work, something is definitely wrong and you need to investigate ASAP

[Mara Lindstrom @MaraLindstrom]

@torirosen oh man, this is a game changer

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I feel like America has failed Green Day. Don't want to be an American Idiot? Oops...

[Mara Lindstrom @MaraLindstrom]

@torirosen I look like a goober

[Mara Lindstrom @MaraLindstrom]

@tessayubi BITCH YOU NEVER TEXTED ME
I'd do it fo free

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Let us never forget how @kenzieb253 tried to make chicken nuggets, by putting the entire bag in the microwave. #IllMissFiona

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@kenzieb253 I worry about how this all started....

[Mara Lindstrom @MaraLindstrom]

@kenzieb253 Bahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahhahahhahahah