Mara Mainka

Comedian. Writer. Londoner. Surviving the apocalypse since the 90s. Never seen without a red scarf.

[The Poodle Club @thepoodleclub]

Just 11 tickets left for our big SUMMER SHOW on Friday 23rd - reserve yours NOW whilst you still can!

@athenakugblenu @carlysmallman @richardtoddtodd @H_A_Blackwell @MaraMainka @Love_SE4

https://t.co/Rr86BDORNb

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Spent my weekly allowance on tea and mozzarella sticks. Because a balanced diet is most important.

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Remember when you were little lounging on the couch, eating takeaway and suddenly your mum's keys are in the door? You haven't cleaned nothing. You hide the burger and sprint to the hoover. Our new flatmate's moving in EARLY. It's the same feeling. We're 26.

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@veganluke Doesn't sound like they know what they're doing in general. Really unprofessional behaviour on their side.

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Didn't do twitter for 3 years.
Didn't get a smartphone for 10 years.
Only 5 years left and I can start my tiktok career.

I don't make the rules. I just make cakes and bad decisions.

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@yestomhughesyes Hey, I'm a native German speaker and have been living in the UK for like an eternity (7years) and also a trained translator with a theatre background. Always happy to help and work with new people!

[Poppy® Watch @giantpoppywatch]

This incredible display at a Tesco meat counter says more about the First World War than any poem could.

10/10

#BritishMeat

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@awryaditi thanks for your Awesome advice yesterday @sohotheatre young company. Sometimes I just forget to bank on the fact that people will judge each other. Forever. So at least a little bit of consistency in this crazy world.

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People are moving house, getting married and having kids.
Whilst I am over here trying to define multilingualism.
#MastersDissertation

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When you shoot outside and the blazing British sun roasts you like an almond. #1stAD #FilmDays

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We will always be stronger together. #LoveGoldsmiths #Goldsmiths #1DayWithoutUs https://t.co/A084hLVff6

[Goldsmiths English @GoldsmithsEng]

Professor Lucia Boldrini, Head of English & Comparative Literature Department, speaking at #1DayWithoutUs

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@cheesegr8r There is a serious underlying issue here that people are trying to highlight? Don't really get your argument

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'After all, nobody asks a male camera operator or director if his jeans are too tight to do his job'#FemaleFilmmaker https://t.co/G4QYp80AZn

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Finally realised what my life was missing: An Italian Pilates instructor telling me to balance an imaginary cup of espresso on my hip.

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New #MusicVideo I worked on last month as an #1stAD just came out. https://t.co/OW0nUpiHSJ
#Director #AssistantDirector #Film #WomenInFilm

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'also I can really fly and see the future and make stupid people leave coffee shops with my mind. 43% of the time' #NeilHilborn #SlamPoetry

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celebrating #InternationalTranslationDay @WaterstonesPicc with the grand asymptote journal salon #GermanEnglishTranslator

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back in London & once again hosting Q & A's @Raindance. Life is good and well. #FilmAddict #11DaysOfFilm #RDFF16

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@nationalexpress missed my flight cause of you so i would like my money back & the 10 hours of my life u wasted #WaitingForAnotherPlane