Maranda

teacher✨ She/her

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Got the Dub.

#RepBX

[ethan @lil_eath]

I have to stop comparing myself to people who’s parents paid their rent well into their twenties

[Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel @emzorbit]

Sweetie, I’m not voting for her because she’s a woman. I’m voting for her because she wants me to have as many rights as a man.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Anxiety is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m terrified at the farmers’ market.

[floorboard @StruggleDisplay]

*Buys myself a $3.99 bouquet of Trader Joe’s flowers* the world is once again full of hope and whimsy

[Maranda @MarandaPaz]

@JaycubNewtunz I know I’m not a guys night regular attendee but… why chicken noodle soup..?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

love to see it

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

everyone getting sent to burlington and making lil internet jokes and meanwhile you were sent to the location of BYU

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

17 years ago today my life began

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s time.

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

You're actually not a mess at all.
You're just a feeling person in a messy world.
You are exactly right to feel a lot right now.
It does not mean you're weak- it means you're strong enough to be paying attention.
Be gentle with you, please.

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

she’s a 10 but she doesn’t talk when she’s upset

[Maranda @MarandaPaz]

@JaycubNewtunz You must not watch Real Housewives then…

[Nikita S @singareddynm]

The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

[Maranda @MarandaPaz]

@JaycubNewtunz Karma…

[Maranda @MarandaPaz]

@JaycubNewtunz The arms rolls 😍

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

A reporter asked me: why do I wish people “happy holidays“?

Because from 1 November to 15 January there are approximately 29 holidays observed by 7 of the world’s major religions. And I don’t think mine are the only ones that count. There’s no war on Christmas…

[Maranda @MarandaPaz]

@JaycubNewtunz I hate chuck