Al

I force cats to love me. Also, fuck Mitch McConnell and Jim Banks.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Get over it @Olympics.

Smoking dope ain’t making her faster than every other woman on earth.. her drive, work ethic, and swag do all that.

If she wants to hit a cone or a gas mask, legally, to make her body feel better or her life happier… LET HER LIVE.

#FreeShacarri

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks How is this a bad thing? Silly men, thinking you know what's best for women's bodies when you can't even control yourselves.

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks Teaching kids that racism doesn't exist, and hasn't always existed, in the US is a dick move. 🤡🤡

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks It's been a year and your wife is still waiting for that dick.

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks Retract yourself, bitch.

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks Democrat =/= socialist. Learn your words, idiot.

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks You are actual trash.

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks Well when Republicans, I mean terrorists, are storming the Capitol with intent to kill, money for protection is necessary.

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks @michaelgwaltz @HouseDemocrat Ew

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks Just go away already. Everyone hates you.

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks No, they denied giving Israel more weapons to murder Palestinians, you absolute wanker.

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

Fireworks? Already? Can we fucking not? #fireworksarestupid #2021sucks #no

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks @PressSec Why are you such a damn tool?

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@jaketapper

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

Gather round and I'll tell you the tale of getting Covid after being fully vaccinated. Yes, it happened to me. This is why it's extremely important to continue wearing masks, social distancing and taking other precautions.
#COVID19 #vaccines #MaskUp

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin has been found guilty of all counts, including murder, in the death of George Floyd.
https://t.co/qXBPBaxT9A

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RahulKohli13 The best is pineapple, mushrooms and green olives with balsamic vinegar.

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@kmyolreris @BAILEYDRAWS Your artwork is the best, Matt Bailey!

[Al @MaraTeaforOne]

@RepJimBanks Just shut the fuck up already. You're a hypocrite of the highest order and a jabroni, as the Iron Sheik would say.