Marc Cangé

University at Albany 2018 - University at Buffalo School of Law 2022. If I ain’t billin, I ain’t readin

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

Eu com 7 anos depois de ir fazer uma pausa pra hidratação em casa e minha mãe não deixar eu sair mais:

[𝘙𝘈𝘍𝘈🇬🇭 @rafaismo]

European teams after facing 60 ovr rated Africans for 90 mins:

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

.@USMNT

[Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

3-4-2-1 for tonight #USA

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

I can't believe this bro

[Marc Cangé @MarcCange]

Being gaslit and getting rage baited at the same time #82-0

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @NoContextSpoof]

It’s Pride Month!! You know what that means:

[non-binary finals mvp jalen brunson @budgetzendaya]

the idea that they’ve been making finding nemo seagull noises at him potentially for months and we never knew

[Tree @ATree_Official]

*gives oxygen*

[🤍 @dumbassghoul]

to kill a WHAT????

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

🌹 Cooking dinner for our anniversary🌹

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

I'm fucking stuck help

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Tracy: Liz Lemon, you know the New York Knickerbockers are my favorite sports team named after stockings!

Liz: Yes but Tracy you can’t say Liz Lemon is a Knicker lover to the camera.

Tracy: But you love hosiery! And I love hoes!

[Nathan "Grav" Murdock @NathanGraviteh]

“Gee I hope I don’t have a long day”

Me arriving at the Long Day Factory:

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

Augusta National seeing Bryson roll up with 3D printed clubs

[Ben Cary @Ben_Cary_]

Father Stretch My Hands 🤝 Braylon Mullins