Marcella ✨

✨Rhymes with Coachella✨ All thoughts are my own

[Marcella ✨ @MarcellaGatti]

My love language is homemade lasagna

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the conservatives-only dating app has been released and the reviews are rolling in

[lo💦 @ohiilo]

Jim Harbaugh when his 5 star recruit knocks up their high school girlfriend

[Alex ひ @ab6_hunnid]

If she’s important to u, show her. what the fuck is so hard about that ?

[Marcella ✨ @MarcellaGatti]

@h_plus_a Sure

I guess it all depends on who this is benefiting from making it mandatory? Because not having access to your own birth certificate due to negligence of others would probably occur.

Also, who does the cost fall on?

[Chris Wilson @gwsuperfan]

Yes, he crossed the border from...

*checks notes*

...North Dakota.

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Chris Murphy to his fellow senators: "What are we doing?”

[lauren⚜️ @_laurenmartin22]

Bet ya'll ain't laughin' at them Amish people no more. They got that horse & buggy clickety- clackin' right on past the gas station. ⛽
🤣🤣

[Every Sheriff Bot @EverySheriff]

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howdy. i'm the sheriff of peach

[Marcella ✨ @MarcellaGatti]

Anxiety is really cool because I know it’s my own head doing this to me and yet I just let it???

[Marcella ✨ @MarcellaGatti]

Dear men, that little voice in your head telling you that girls really want an uninvited picture of your limp d*ck is LYING to you

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I Can’t believe Elon bought Twitter just to stop rumors about Grimes and Noah Centineo at the La Jolla Olive Garden

[Marcella ✨ @MarcellaGatti]

I found a spider in my bed and it’s humid why do people like summer it’s honestly hell

[Louis The Child @LouisTheChild]

A friendly reminder

[Marcella ✨ @MarcellaGatti]

I made running friends tonight and now I really feel like I’m part of the club of runners ☺️☺️

[Marcella ✨ @MarcellaGatti]

I am having the most overwhelmingly bad day and I could tell it was going to be bad when I woke up at 5 am

[PokémonHttps @PokemonHttps]

could be us <3

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

how was this posed to help wit the suds

[Malaa @Malaamusic]

Stop being okay with everything. You deserve to be treated right