Marck Didier Ngugi

Life's a theatre:
►. PlayTheMoments
▌▌ PauseTheMemories
■. StopThePain
◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.. #FollowToBeFollowed

[Marck Didier Ngugi @Marck_Ngugi]

You've been hit by,
You've been struck by,
A smooth criminal

#kwagroundvitunidifferent

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win soon no matter what.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

☝🏽🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal: “Por ti y por la calle. De la calle a la gloria”.

[Elevated Banks 🥶🛜⚡️📶 @elevatedbanks]

Am going through a lot 😢😢

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

No one believed in Cape Verde. Quoted at 𝟏% to pass group stage at the World Cup. 530.000 population.

…and 𝐭��𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐭. The celebration? 𝟏%! 𝟏%! 𝟏%! 😁🎶

History. 👏🏼🇨🇻

[Jentezen Franklin @Jentezen]

You might face a trial, but you don’t have to face it in fear. Faith still makes room for God to move.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month.
Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive.

Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k

Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually.
Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues.

Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya is among the top spenders on State House in the world in 2025/26.

Here is the top list:
— France: Sh17.5 billion
— Uganda: Sh17.2 billion
— Kenya (State House): Sh16.1 billion
— US (White House): Sh10 billion
— Algeria: Sh9 billion
— South Africa: Sh7.8 billion

[Adele @Adele_lide]

ODM party leader Oburu Odinga introduces his two wives In front of President William Ruto in Siaya declaring himself a "General" Huyo bibi mdogo si ni msupu

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Why not just build a functional drainage system first ?
Oh wait statehouse needs 17 billion for Mursik or whatever

[𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰 @Afro_254]

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[Gitz  @Gitz__]

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind WILLIAM RUTO

[Ritaliciousss🎀🫧💕 @bhadgurlrih]

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind William Ruto

[Marck Didier Ngugi @Marck_Ngugi]

They Make the Problems, then They provide a Solution.

Savior to some, Demon to Others.

[Marck Didier Ngugi @Marck_Ngugi]

Why do men Twitch so violently in their sleep?

The Bible says, there shall be no Rest for the WICKED..
😆😆

[Marck Didier Ngugi @Marck_Ngugi]

@FabrizioRomano 5th

[Akan @K2grind]

After the show, water tanks are returned to the showroom and the circus moves to another location #Tutam

[Marck Didier Ngugi @Marck_Ngugi]

@Afrika_Stories @WilliamsRuto