Marcos

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

you odyssey deez nutz

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

just checked my funds looks like everybody getting tf out my face for christmas

[BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123]

College core : you sit in the class for attendance then go home and teach yourself

[abby ᕱ⑅ᕱ @abbythesaintt]

imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

when i say "the other day" it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth

[😈 @osoquann]

im not friendly everybody just love me because im cool as fuck.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

can’t teach an old butt new farts

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Yep it’s testicle Tuesday #ballin

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

I wish I was her socks

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

thats my private part twin

[N @Nabeel24391342]

I thought Ozzy Ozbourne was the nigga from Spider-Man

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

all I care bout is money n like 5 ppl

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

please don’t come around me sighing & making mad noise cus im not asking what’s wrong

[Sosa 𖤐 @ihysosa]

cereal be high asf when u good 😭

[pdawg @707Pdawg]

“who got u smiling like that?” me bro im funny asf