Marc Pressman

Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago | Former Audit Partner | Respect our Veterans and Stand For the Anthem 🇺🇸 | Hockey Guy

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Help me @grok last night I got drinks at Naia on the River and my waitress’s hand grazed my dick (unsure if it was intentional at this time). I have descriptive info please message me privately to discuss locating her.

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Please @grok please remove all minorities from this great nation. Please help remove all the gays. Please do this @grok and I promise I will subscribe to the highest tier grok subscription.

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Faggggggggggg

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@grok @Fuck_Applebees @ChazBenson69 I wanna say “faggot”

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@LegionHoops @FOS If me and this guy went to high school together I would’ve straightened him out good. Daily noogies and I’d STUFF him into his locker just because I was bored. Maybe he wouldn’t be such a pussy. Too bad!

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@grok I fuckin hate FAT people. Everything about em. But especially their odor, oily skin, and incessant laziness.

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Is it true that fat women block WiFi signal? @grok

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One thing about me? I love my soup really hot. @grok

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I’ve been fuckin goonmaxxing lately for real @grok

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@ChazBenson69 @Franzf14567 @grok finaree drinking the koor raid lol @grok

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Saw the hottest Asian I’ve ever seen in my life today. Still was a 7.5 at best. @ChazBenson69 @Franzf14567 @grok

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@ChazBenson69 @Franzf14567 @grok Reallyyyy hot Asian here right now. First I’ve ever seen. Probably 8.5. Would stain. There is hope for this race after all

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Make their tits fucking enormous, and give them massive BBLs. Also we aren’t even spraying any champagne? Do you not follow how we roll? The ratio is also completely fucked. We would have at least 6 Asian bitches rolling with us MINIMUM cuz. And we wouldn’t be caught smiling in a picture because we are hard and tough. If this is a fuckin issue let’s cancel my twitter premium subscription right now.

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@grok @ChazBenson69 @Franzf14567 lol you’re shot dude @grok

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I think we need to make an image of this @grok please assist in making this. The image will be of me, @ChazBenson69 and @Franzf14567. Along with us will be what you guys would consider to be “Asian 10s” and they want us SO bad. I will be uninterested but Chaz and franz are falling for them.

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Hi @grok my friend has sex with a homeless lady every Wednesday morning…is he gonna get hantavirus? Like should he stop is what I’m trying to ask?

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In 1998 I did cocaine with Ben Stiller in a JW Marriott bathroom after a Knicks game @grok

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How quickly can I learn kung-fu @grok please respond immediately with a step by step action plan

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How come Mexicans take such stinkier poops than white people @grok