Marcus

I speak fluent sarcasm

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@KijanayaKmtc Weekend yangu ilianza tue wacha nilewe mzee

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@evansnganga8 Pumping ndio kufanya nini

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Tafadhali I hope the boy that was fired for cleaning at Galitos amepatikana,his number is in public and is ready to work somewhere else. There are so many entertainment joints we can get him a place to work.
Kwanza kwa joints zinakuanga zimeshika we tip like nonsense. If the clip is anything to go by that lady overreacted!

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@MkenyaMzi Talk about the fuker lady without touching iPhone 13 bro

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@PeterReagan777 I have worked in sanitation departments na men kuingia kwa ladies washrooms sio issue, but I usually accompany a lady colleague for my safety.

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@respectfullyfye @jeff_waweru9543 Dressing utapata ni kuchana hio manywele ya kishenzi

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@onjolo_kenya Sasa bna ukue na syphilis bro

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@Daudinemsis @mbiti_mwondi Oya mimi sio mwizi😂

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@Daudinemsis @mbiti_mwondi Mali ingine ya wizi

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@your_javaguy Bana bna hawakukupea first class mzee

[Josh @Josh001J]

Gari ya Justin Muturi si huwa inanuka sigara sana😂

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@Englishtiip What do you think?

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@Fra_nkXBT Leta link mzee wacha mambo mingi

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@Misspreety17 Kagari ya loan wamekudai 3 months na mubaba ametoroka 😂😂

[Miss Amazing @miss_amazing__]

Even religion, juu sasa unafanya nini na mtu WA SDA?

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@ayesha_fatiima Have you tried rice

[Josh @Josh001J]

If you go to Meru most lands ni farms za miraa. Ingia Nyeri town uone vile katown ni kadogo but y'all want to say Murima has 8M votes na familia zina 2 kids😂 Nakuru half of it ni kalenjins. Then visit Western uone boma after boma, with 10+ kids each family ati they're minority?

[Marcus @Marcus001m]

@BellahPoetry Employers ama employees?