Marcus

(Pin-dar-d B-ay-den), Grammy nominated producer from Preston

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

New series of Mitchell & Webb Look looks class

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

#ThisMorning has turned completely dystopian and Black Mirror by offering to pay energy bills as a competition prize.

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

@JonnyWrightLTD Wading through a sea of leftover pot noodle sauce, spilled apple tango and floor-crushed alien heads every afternoon just to sit and watch a video of a scorpion fight a black widow

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

@JonnyWrightLTD The scenes if this was realised when we were at uni. Ozmens runs would have gotten so simple

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

@sbk can you fix your email verification process please, just throws errors every time I try to verify

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

I wonder how many emails this morning have been signed off with ‘it’s coming home’, and whatever number it is, it’s too little

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

Made a disco song, check it out and lemme know what you think
Spotify link:
https://t.co/ASrbznmPBO
Snippet video for you here:

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

@stu_mercer What have I become

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

Pretty sure I’ve seen this shirt going for a fiver at every thrift store I’ve been to

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Swedish club IFK Göteborg have released their new away shirt.

Big fan of this. 👏👏👏

[♛ @goyimlife]

FIRST NIGHT BACK AT THE CLUB DROP YA FITS GO GO GO

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

What a time to be alive that you can literally trade in a meme currency

[Dogecoin Rise 🌎🚀🌕 @DogecoinRise]

Ready For The Rise? #DOGE $DOGE #Dogecoin ���🚀🌙

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

Show me a more perfect encapsulation of an all boys student house than this masterpiece

[Royal Academy @royalacademy]

What isn't technically art, but *feels* like art?

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

Me watching trumps speech this morning

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

@telepathhh I don’t think I’ve emotionally recovered from this. Not sure what hurt the most, Ki Adi Mundi or Plo Koon

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

@jordygolder Expected behaviour tbh

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

Went the mens toilets by the exam hall part way through a final year test for a quick piss, thought I’d throw out a hefty fart. Turned around only to find the invigilator had kept the door open. Now I’m safe in the knowledge the last memory those people have of me is a fat guff

[Dave @DaveSamW]

If you're in trouble dial 999.

If you cannot speak, dial 55.

We hear you.

You are not alone.

https://t.co/WeoHsNB6ke

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

Wonder when Priti Patel, or any member of the Tory cabinet for that matter, will condemn this comment

[LBC @LBC]

As stricter lockdown rules are announced for parts of northern England, Conservative MP Craig Whittaker told LBC: "It is the BAME communities that are not taking this seriously enough."

@ianpaynesport | @CWhittaker_MP
https://t.co/Ci7oBQg9JU

[Marcus @Marcus_PB97]

Jesus fucking Christ

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Jesus feds just came directly for the Portland moms using batons and tear gas while carrying assault rifles.