Marcus Pitt

Dad, saying it as I see it.

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@SamsungUK Hi what is the best way to reach out to you regarding an online order issue please?

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@BinAnimals Must be desperate to make an ignorant and incorrect point rather than just scrolling by. By the way, 1 is 2.63% of 38.

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Wow @waitrose with this price cut you are really spoiling us! Could I respectfully suggest that using a marketing playbook from the 70’s isn’t cutting it in the 21st century? #waitrose #costoflivingcrisis

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Wtf were you thinking @SouthamptonFC ? You’ve mugged us all off 😡

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Me booking Saints tickets online...

@SouthamptonFC

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@JamesTCobbler More great service at your AndoverTesco branch 👍👍👍

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To help ensure they win the premiership Arsenal have brought in a new tactical coach Dr Henry Heimlich. His famous set piece called the Heimlich Manoeuvre can help stop choking #premiership #arsenal #choke

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@BurgerKingUK Does anyone read your DMs?

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@FutOffsides And yet look in today’s paper - Southampton 2 Arsenal 1

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@SouthamptonFC I have been on hold for the supporter services line for the best part of an hour yet I am number 1 in the queue. Is anyone going to pick up?

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@footballontnt Have a word with your commentators for the Fulham/Southampton match. I’d like to hear unbiased commentators not cheerleaders for Fulham #fulsou

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@ShouldHaveCat The Gas @Official_BRFC

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@RevRichardColes Matthew 5:38-42

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@MikeCowgill @RevRichardColes Come on, you’ll be telling me the King’s speech isn’t live next…

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I’ve just discovered that Carols from Kings doesn’t take place on Christmas Eve. What a Swizz. @RevRichardColes

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@RevRichardColes I think Roy Wood would agree if his wish came true…

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@ktdu33 @RevRichardColes I was one of those. I remember well the concerts and random things like singing in a monsoon in Bristol city centre at the Christmas lights switch on…

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.@RevRichardColes Hi Richard please could you settle a family argument by confirming which is Twelfth Night? Is it January 5th or January 6th? Ta!

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@CeliaRichards0n Is Orkney not in NTS’s domain?

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@FanHub Seems reasonable. UTG.