Dervish

Burmese power gang. Sending love and good vibes to mine

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

“The LeBron of appellate litigation”

Every time I hear Paul Clement name it triggers in my head the opening airhorn sound from Forever

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

@masculinegazee If I ever date a bitch who got gifts as her love language brotha please spartan laser my ass…

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

mom said "when do i get to meet this girl?" mom i fall in love with hœs you're never gonna meet them

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

@odessaswife Bear is such a herb bro

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

@0xAlaric Wait what I was just there

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

@nostalgia_haze Ian pulling Nikki is completely believable for anyone that has ever witnessed Greek life

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

Attractive+exciting=leaves you
Attractive+good morals=boring/npc
Exciting+good morals= not attractive

[Miilato @miiilato]

“you handled it so well”
I don't remember 40% of my life bro

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

when a bitch you met five years ago and made zero moves on unfollows you on instagram

[Mart @Martposting]

Dumbmaxxing for 2027

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

@CultureCrave @JimmyKimmelLive Corny ahhh bro get some new material fucking normie ass world

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

@RealSirDamon @tnnealy02 Symptom of a perverted and hate-addicted society

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

@escapefrommelos Nah. Even under a state RFRA is would fail on compelling interest.

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

I love George Washington 💔

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

I can’t remember a single thing that happened in high school

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

Living in a shitty apartment is fun because you can pretend to be Raskolnikov and be angry at people for no reason

[Dervish @MarcusD333]

I love inhaling the boiling mushroom steam