Marcus Joel Grazier

[Marcus Joel Grazier @MarcusGrazier]

Hate when people ask me "wuu2" at like 11 o'clock at night, like am changing the batteries in Big Ben what ya think am doing dickhead.

[Wolves @Wolves]

There's a paws in the game to deal with a pitch invader. Here's the purrpatrator.

👀😺

[Nathan Judah @NathanJudah]

Premier League 2017/18 table

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18. Swansea P38 Pts 33
19. Stoke P38 Pts 33
20. West Brom P38 Pts 31

#wwfc have 35pts from 24 games

IT’S JANUARY 29th!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🐺

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

The wife was trying to be sexy for me last night. When I came up the stairs, I found her lying naked on the bed, licking a lollipop.

Then she slipped it up her fanny...

I said, "Careful with that, love. You'll need it to help the children across the road tomorrow!"

[🦋CAW. @cxllieann]

I’m fully convinced we have a gspot in our ears, cotton bud cleans are a vibe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🦊 @carayxz]

Chris Brown smacked the shit out of Rihanna, stalked and harassed Karrueche to the point she had to get a restraining order, is now being accused of rape and STILL I’m seeing men talk about the ‘world being out to get him’ and the fact he doesn’t ‘need’ to rape anyone 😐😐😑

[Pizza Hut UK @pizzahutuk]

Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't delivered since 1992...

[Marcus Joel Grazier @MarcusGrazier]

@ellajayhingleyx These "scientists" chat too much man I swear 😂

[Marcus Joel Grazier @MarcusGrazier]

@ellajayhingleyx This can't be true, you don't hold the smoke in your lungs do you, you breath it back out, so it doesn't do as much damage as this, plus our lungs are not made of cotton wool

[Marcus Joel Grazier @MarcusGrazier]

@chloebridge1 Runs in the family then!

[🦋CAW. @cxllieann]

Just been liking and unliking shit for the past 20 mins fascinated by this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Marcus Joel Grazier @MarcusGrazier]

Me too Hun, me too

[amy @amyajxx]

There’s nothing better on TV than the chase that’s a fact #thechase

[Marcus Joel Grazier @MarcusGrazier]

Rarrrrrr

[Maame 💜🌻 @Miss_InDeed]

Saw this on Reddit. Why are some people so rude??

[Marcus Joel Grazier @MarcusGrazier]

And it's dropped! Big movement, watch out

[Blackguard Clothing @BlackguardCloth]

New drops. Friday 00:00. https://t.co/4ggDejofbn

[NTATE JOBE @Chase_Sithole]

When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually

[Marcus Joel Grazier @MarcusGrazier]

This shit so littttt!

[Steven R. Walker @Steve_R_Walker]

This is pretty damn impressive ...
And probably untoppable.

https://t.co/pRI2bbUQM0

[Dan Lewis @Think_Become]

This Christmas advert has been banned from TV for being too political.

I think what's happening to our rain forests should be banned for being criminal to life on earth.

This needs to be the most viewed Christmas advert ever! Do your best Twitter!

[Marcus Joel Grazier @MarcusGrazier]

If your mom doesn't still buy you an advent calendar then you're probably adopted

[Patti @emilypttrsn]

i enjoy eatin Toast in bed so i can roll around in all the crumbs an pretend im a chicken goujon