Marcus Harben

Works in telly and film. Has other secret mutant powers. Opinions are my own and do not reflect those of my employers.

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@Kenny_Park @YoungFarmersUK he has my ruddy cheeks

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@LeeDavidFerens That's brilliant mate, well played

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OMG! Jesus is dead! 2016 strikes again. #2016 #Easter

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Born from an egg on a mountaintop

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Been off Twitter a bit as I'm not very good at it. Might try again for a bit

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One of the best found footage movies. Do the future of Brit-film a favour and pre-order on iTunes #TheDarkestDawn https://t.co/vFSZ5JB5uV

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@LeeDavidFerens that's excellent mate - well done

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I've cut my gum on an Ultimate Cheeseburger Dorito. I want a Slush Puppy.

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Ahhhh it all make sense now! Bear thinks he's The Joker #CBBBear #CBB

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@Raesidinho He's the embodiment of graceful, caring masculinity especially when he says to women; ' go on suck on that bottle' #CBBBear

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Is anyone else making their son watch Bear on #CBB so they can see how a truly great man should behave?

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The incredibly sensual 'Love Theme From Blade Runner' by Vangelis was inspired by my glutes #film #BladeRunner #sensualglutes

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I've just been chucked out of Asda for being "too attractive" #sexism

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I just backed Angel Comedy Club on @Kickstarter https://t.co/Vh6MY4wguA

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#Farage #slowjamz #erotic

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Hell hath no fury like a dyspraxic trying to set a mousetrap

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This tweets going out to the blokes who moved to Dubai after a broken engagement and re-watch Entourage box sets while endlessly crying.

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This tweets going out to anyone who went to a hard trance rave by mistake and then badly needed a poo.

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This tweet is going out to all the Mavericks, Rebels and Game-changers. And people who put crisps in sandwiches. And Downton Abbey fans.

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I've just seen the Force Awakens!!!! Ask me anything you like I'm going to be a living spoiler zone! #StarWarsTheForceAwakens