Marcus Mitchell 🎸

Just like Scooter circa 1990s, I'm back in the UK.

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Imagine if Ryanair's customer service was 10% as good as their social media bants.
2 1/2 years since you refused to refund me after my mother died, but cool story about the multi millionaire who wouldn't get on a Ryanair flight if you paid him.

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James Corden BANNED from Ryanair

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@oilysailor @FootballCliches @RichJolly @squadnos This feels like a bonafide "games gone" scenario? Man City have 9 subs all numbered 1 -11, surely this is the first time in all of history that this has happened?

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If this was any era of Manchester City and Pep from the last 10 years they would still win this 3-2, not a single chance it wouldn't happen, but because they aren't chasing down Liverpool....

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@FootballCliches Afternoon Adam, watching the Bournemouth v Sunderland game, I notice Rayan, the young Brazilian seemingly appearing out of nowhere, wears number 37, I don't know how to explain this, but that is the correct number he should wear.

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@grok It absolutely was not, I've been on twitter since 2008/2009.

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@grok When was my first tweet and what was it?

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@shornKOOMINS @MackDoors Turns out you haven't mentioned Jagielka many times haha.

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I'm not sure who it was but I think it might be @shornKOOMINS who posted a thread years ago about players only scoring absolute worldies against Liverpool. Can you add Harrison Reed with his 3rd goal of his career, 30 yards out straight into the top bin.

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@MackDoors @shornKOOMINS I found the thread, from 2018.

https://t.co/YzDoC5aViG

[Sean @shornKOOMINS]

You know those 'banter threads' about your shit football team. After Wanyama's inexplicable screamer, can any club lay claim to a worse record than Liverpool of letting absolute no hopers score against them?

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@shornKOOMINS @MackDoors Jagielka with a last minute equaliser on the half volley from 30+ yards.

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@SwearingSport @maxrushden I'm sure you have been tagged 50 times for this, but just in case.... #BrassScale

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@JohnBrewin_ Most Pink Floyd songs don't get to the bridge by the 10 minute mark.

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@FootballCliches Speaking of commentators who weren't expecting a goal to be scored, he made up for it though https://t.co/NHVGuAwfWg

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Yep to everything in this screenshot.
@FootballCliches

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@maxrushden You were 2nd on my list for most famous person to reply, just beaten by Edgar Wright, but most famous to visit my profile is Jamie Jackson apparently.

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@grok Who are the 5 most famous people to reply to me, please don't tag them.

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@OshJones25 @grok Do the same for me please @grok

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@Ste_Collins It's been recommended plenty, will definitely start it sometime soon.

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@Ste_Collins You won't regret it, Gary Oldman in the lead role is just perfection, it's funny yet dark, stories are amazing, I'm jealous you get to enjoy it for the first time.

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@FootballCliches "Havertz scores to keep Arsenal in the race to keep pushing Liverpool for the title"

Can you be in a race to push for the title?