Marcus Obermiller

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[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.

You had to be there. And now it’s over.

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

A @wojespn bomb would absolutely hit rn

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

Saw some girl eating sardines on my Snapchat now both sets of lips probably smell like fish 🤮

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

NBA free agency hasn’t hit the same since @wojespn quit covering it 😭😭😭

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

It’s been 8 years since Kobe dropped his “Dear Basketball” and I’ve heard it 1000 times and still get goosebumps like I’m just hearing it for the first time

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

True love at its finest 🥺

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Nikola Jokic after the other team plays 23.9 seconds of PERFECT defense

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

@sammi__smiless Well first you can fix the typo in your tweet for starters

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

I miss @wojespn

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

Sammi’s got a rusty stink star cause she buys the cheap toilet paper

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

@sammi__smiless I’d be mad you’d try to out me but no one ever cares about what you tweet anyway so 🤷🏻

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

@AirHeadAirSign7 Do you want the honest answer to either of those questions Misty? You’re probably having a good day let’s not ruin it

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

When I get real bored at work I try to see how many of my coworkers I can convince that Sammi and misty are trans

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

Shoutout to the girls who still send nudes for free 🫶🏻

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

I hate when I make plans with someone and they actually remember them smh now I gotta lie

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

I got like 40 packs of edibles at the dispensary the other day and I’ve been a menace ever since

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If Kamala wins, you are 3 days away from the start of a 1929-style economic depression. If I win, you are 3 days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, and the brightest economic future the world has ever seen.

Kamala’s inflation nightmare has cost the typical American family $30,000 dollars in higher prices—and now, she wants to impose the largest tax hike in American history, and raise your taxes by $3,000 dollars a year.

I will massively cut taxes for workers and small businesses—and we will have NO TAX ON TIPS, NO TAX ON OVERTIME, and NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY benefits!

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

I’ll ask for nudes at 6 am I ain’t ever cared

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

@sammi__smiless now I feel kinda bad about this tweet

[Marcus Obermiller @MarcusObermill2]

If I could punch only two people in the world in the face I would hit Sammi twice