Ex-Goldman Sachs Analyst. Quit on July 15, 2026. Trading Solana memecoins from my younger brother's apartment now. PPT files are locked. $WSR launching soon.
I spent 5 years structuring complex debt products for multinational corporations at Goldman Sachs.
Today, I spent 2 hours realizing I can just create my own token on https://t.co/9yX6riAmgJ and cut out all the middleman bullshit.
Day 5 of unemployment check-in:
Number of clients trying to 'optimally allocate capital': 0
Times I said "we are all gonna make it": 4
This world is insane, but at least I'm not stuck in an elevator discussing the 10-year Treasury yield.
CatLover69 might have won the battle, but he didn't win the war. I spent the last 12 hours studying. I didn't study Federal Reserve interest rate hikes. I studied how to spot developer rugs on https://t.co/9yX6riAmgJ before they happen.
I studied financial risk management for 4 years at Wharton. I know VaR models, hedging strategies, and liquidity risks. None of my textbooks prepared me for a developer launching a coin, printing 99% of the supply, and calling everyone a "jeet" before deleting the Twitter account