Marcus The Cat

I am a cat. And I twitter.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

I like eating flowers...even though they make me vomit. It's not like I clean it up.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

I theiffed your sausage from the pan. Ha! Yummy.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

I get really excited after I poop. Not sure why. It just makes me crazy.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

I want icecream. And head rubs. And for my human to come home.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

Homework? BAAH! when will you ever need to know accounting? Rub my head! http://twitpic.com/ihg5d

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

DO NOT KISS. do not care if kisses are "from" my human. DO NOT KISS...perv

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

I am helping with accounting homework.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

I know you have icecream! Share! Don't be a piggy!!

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

I have one thing to say: I dislike you. Where is my human? Leave me alone to sulk. I'll eat your offering of treats but I won't love you.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

I have zero respect for your personal space. Get over it. Now rub my head.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

I am sick of the human I do not like. He sucks. I want him to stay in the hall until he finds my human. But his opposable thumbs are useful.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

The human I don't care for very much is home. I want the other human! The one I love!! ... RUB MY HEAD

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

Human:I like your beard. Though it looks like you live in a dumpster, when I rub up against you my hair gets stuck in your beard. Excellent!

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

RUB MY HEAD!!!

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

All I do is voice displeasure at the human. He is not my human. He is not cuddly.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

Human, The steak you have offered me as tribut is overcooked. Do better, or next time I'll cut you.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

Cleaning myself. On the table. What, do you have a problem with that?

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

Run! Hide! It's the kitty eater!

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

Finally escaped into the hallway to look for my human! Got scared before I could find her. Will search again later.

[Marcus The Cat @MarcusTheCat]

The little cat found a bag. What is with her? http://twitpic.com/e7349