MarcyDozer

Fantasy football fanatic | IDP | pharma IT consultant | Colts | Indianapolis | OCR | Dork

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

I joined a competitive #IDP platinum yahoo league when it opened to the public because they lost some members. My team was deleted because I’m ♀️
(yet I had the highest diamond rating of them all).

I created a new “male” account and rejoined. I can’t wait to destroy them.

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

@BrettFavre No offense but this sounds like a woman wrote this. :)

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

@SneakyJoeSports He had more blocking snaps than any other starting WR didn’t he?

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

@Mike_Woellert @theidpshow @IdpBob @joshraymer @adamIDP congratulations! I already listen to many of their podcasts. Glad to see you’ve found a great home!

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

Former New England Patriots HC Bill Belichick is expected to be named head coach for the Atlanta Falcons after 2nd interview.

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

@Mike_Woellert Of course!

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

@RapSheet I love Flacco

[Football Perspective @fbgchase]

Lamar Jackson vs. Miami today has a perfect passer rating and 4 TDs and just 3 incompletions.

Last QB to have a perfect passer rating and more passing TDs than incompletions in a game: Lamar Jackson vs. CIN in 2019

Last QB to do it before that?

Lamar Jackson vs. MIA in 2019

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

Can be clinched on NFLRZ today:

The AFC North, the AFC South, the AFC East, the AFC West, the NFC South, 2 additional playoff spots, BOTH #1 Seeds… and the #1 pick in the Draft.

Buckle. Up.

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

@RapSheet POTENTIALLY?!?

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

Red zone channel staff and talent had to evacuate their building. They left us watching the Eagles Buffalo game.

Handled it professionally. Hope all is well.

@RedZoneChannel

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

Hi @hulu Why do we have to select the profile every time we use the app if it’s just one profile?

Can’t we bypass that step.

It’s very 2016.

@hulu_support

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

Why was the stage not Dolly safe? Dolly I’m sad you had to hold the wall to walk around the stage :(

You handled it like a champ

#DallasCowboys #DollyParton #HalfTimeShow

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

@TheFFBallers I may be late but I’ve got a #spicysurprise for you.

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

@RapSheet @NFLGameDay Remember when they shortened preseason to avoid injuries?

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

@FanDuel @NFL Hey guy who runs this account! They need all hands in the server room.

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

@FanDuel @NFL Have you checked if someone is compiling PRD code between 1 and 1:30 ET every week?

Maybe contact your users and apologize for weekly outages? All this pretending like everything’s fine amidst the flames reminds me of an ex who broke my heart💔

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

@Mike_Woellert Ej speed for Zaire?

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

Welp fanduel is back up. I’m playing late QBs. No dopamine hit.

Guess I’m gonna go find some drugs or candy crush or something.

[MarcyDozer @MarcyDozer]

Fanduel must not understand the dopamine hit I get between 1pm and 1:05pm on game day when I’m winning every contest because live scoring works and I’m playing an early defense 😂

@fanduel