Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody||

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗' 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎 @FemmeAnCraite~ ||parody/RP account||

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚊 𝚆𝚘𝚕𝚏

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[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

"Broklion?" He repeated. "Is there...somethin' there ye think would be helpful?"

He gazed back at his ship, taking mental inventory for what they needed to stock up on for the journey.

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

Ulfden's brow raised in pleasant surprise. The underlying threat of anger seemed to disappear from his weary features.

"Aye....aye." he nodded. "Sounds a plan t'me. In the meanwhile, go' anywhere to be?"

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

He looked up at the moon.

A century of practice gave him the ability to resist with some ease. Just a twinge of discomfort.

He's...too old for this shite.

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

Queen o' my heart.

[𝓒𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝓒𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙚 @FemmeAnCraite]

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Mairnéalach mo chroí.
#ᴍᴄᴍ
@Mare_Regem

[agvon. @solusdrengr]

the witcher agvon of skellige. the beserker . an oc within the witcher verse. desc & independent portrayal.

♡ & ↻

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

Why?

Why does his sister insist on keepin' such dangerous company?

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

++ tha' way fer a bit now. Shipments an' all. We will go when ye need to bu' make some haste. I've a reputation t' maintain."

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

"Ah!"

He nods, brow still furrowed in confusion.

"As long as she's alri'...ye know we don't usually hang about wi'...people like ye. Forgive my wariness. Fer ye, since yer wi' her, I'll bring ye across wi' no price provided ye dunnae bring trouble. I've needed t' head ++

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

"Price fer wha'?".

Making his way to stand by Geralt's side, he folded his arms over his broad chest.

"Wha's this about Melysandrae? She alri'?"

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

"Hjalmar be'er no' move..." He grumbled. "Bu' tha' sounds a perfect plan!"

[𝓒𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝓒𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙚 @FemmeAnCraite]

"Aye. . . Sound asleep on uncle Hjalmar. Like a big, furry chase lounge, he is."

The Queen smiled impishly up at her Captain.

"Fancy a walk? Dinner aboard The Banshee, maybe?"

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

"Finally nappin' is he?" He asked. "His little teeth have been a bother..."

[𝓒𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝓒𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙚 @FemmeAnCraite]

"Ye always manage te catch me while I'm focused elsewhere!" she mewled, arms raising to wrap around his neck.

"I've got a keen ear fer th'babe, aye. . . His cry breaks away a piece of my heart each time."

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

He looks over at @TheWolfRivia, sizing him up.

"I was told ye were lookin' fer me."

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

A roar of laughter comes from him as he spins her.

"Lass, I cannae believe ye dunnae hear me!" He snorts. "After th' bairn, ye'd think yer ears were sharp as a fox's!"

[𝓒𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝓒𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙚 @FemmeAnCraite]

She squeals a bit as he envelopes her, arms draping over his own.

"Only th' gods know how yer able te sneak up on me like that. . . Every time."

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝕿𝙷𝙴 𝕭𝙰𝙳 𝕰𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶, au @child0fsurprise]

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ㅤ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑶𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆
ㅤ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒈𝒆.
ㅤ⠀���⠀⠀⠀... 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝑰 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆
ㅤ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆.
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[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

He couldn't have thought of anything better.

He is sneaking up behind her. As much as his lumbering frame could sneak...

[𝓒𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝓒𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙚 @FemmeAnCraite]

She was just preparing herself emotionally, but she's glad to hear he's got some time to spare.

Maybe they ought to. . .Spend some time together.

Hjalmar is babysitting~.

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

He has time!

All the time in the world for his queen~

[𝓒𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝓒𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙚 @FemmeAnCraite]

How soon?

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

"Something something, I heard I'm shippin' off soon?'

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

He has all of those things on his ship.

It's on.

[⌜ ❂ : I s ʜ ᴛ ᴀ ʟ ɪ́ ⌟ @DajRuva]

Someone fetch her the following items;

Lamp oil
A torch
A bucket of sand
An old rag soaked in water

She’s about to put on a show.

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

O' course he isn't.

Ye've go' a skill? Take pride in it.

[⌜ ❂ : I s ʜ ᴛ ᴀ ʟ ɪ́ ⌟ @DajRuva]

Finally, someone who isn’t a nay-sayer.

[Captain Ulfden Ragvarsson ||parody|| @Mare_Regem]

Proof is demanded.

[⌜ ❂ : I s ʜ ᴛ ᴀ ʟ ɪ́ ⌟ @DajRuva]

She already knows how to fire-breathe. That she learned in Zerrikania and has never forgotten.