masha

lost in the sauce 🍉

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

One Tree Hill discourse in 2026. The people yearn for messy teen dramas with 22 episodes that runs for 5+ seasons

[jo🍿 @snoopysfilms]

me at the cinema every week because i’m on a mission to keep cinema alive

[beau i'spose 🦜 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

[augustine🍉 @stargirlBaird]

this is exactly how my timeline looks like after the auto translate feature

[maya @mayareminders]

Knowing you operate in good faith and people will still hate or misunderstand you but you are free

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

It is physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent and more weird and evil and devoid of empathy by the day

[Prithvi @prizzvi]

“It’s not my job to educate you” is another one lowkey

[misa! @misak1nz]

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Old friends don't know who i am now and new friends don't know who i used to be

It's strange because nobody knows the full story of me anymore

[g @34rths]

I will miss Everyone for the rest of my life Passage of time got nothing on Me

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

[aria ♱ @ariexico]

american accents in real life are soo jarring

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

“Please show up 15 minutes early for your appointment” best I can do is 3 minutes late

[Koko @komallsalman]

This is why the rest of us think all Americans are scumbags. The “we’re oppressed” trope doesn’t fly anywhere outside America, because an inch outside their borders, all of them are soldiers of imperialism.

[lucía ౨ৎ @eyretartt]

sometimes i’m embarrassed or scared to meet up with friends because i never have anything new to tell or any cool anecdotes to share

[jack 🎃 @H3LLMOUTH_]

watching ugly betty for the first time and this show is gag after gag… tv GOLD