Enzo Maresca

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[Allek @AllekWest]

Why are people so against sex work, yet watch and pay for porn, etc.?

I’m not a sex worker or anything, but isn’t this hypocritical

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest A lot of people look down on janitors and trash collectors too, but still want clean buildings and neighborhoods. And the internet is full of people who demean retail workers but still want their service.I guess they consider certain jobs to be lower class and less deserving

[Allek @AllekWest]

How can I purposely throttle my own internet so that it looks like my zoom connection is bad?

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

Maresca ball what else do you want?

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest Self-defense isn’t a free pass to shoot back. If the police fired first, it would depend on whether the person reasonably believed their life was still in danger and whether shooting back was legally justified. They could still be charged. The law depends on the jurisdiction.

[Allek @AllekWest]

If police start shooting at an innocent person but they miss, and that person pulls out their own gun and shoots the police, do they get charged or is that self-defense?

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest Let them enjoy their success 😂😂🤝

[Allek @AllekWest]

This guy got a cheatcode.

[Allek @AllekWest]

If you lose a leg, your BMI goes down. If you lose another leg, your BMI goes up (BMI is based on weight and height).

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest Don't attack me mate!!!!

[Allek @AllekWest]

Do you guys sometimes close X only to open it again within seconds as you realize you have nothing better to do?

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest That’s actually a super interesting theory, hallucinations always existed but weren’t identified. People could have automatically assumed they saw Jesus or angels etc when not understanding other scientific reasons

[Allek @AllekWest]

Is it possible that those who wrote the bible suffered from schizophrenia or other mental illnesses?

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

Man city wins tomorrow... Ipswich will pay for PSG sins

[Allek @AllekWest]

Do you all spread your ass before pooping or do you just sit down?

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest It depends on how big your ass is. A lean ass doesn’t need to be spread.

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@BEstNAMe66 @AllekWest 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Allek @AllekWest]

Orgasm with diarrhea??

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest 😂😂🔥 dude you wanna buy a GLE??