maria

Adventure is out there🎈

[Àbíkẹ́ Oríṣéadé🔔 @oriiizgold]

Growing up as the “I never had to worry about you” child leaves so many invisible scars.

[maria @mariaaaOH]

If you tell me you don’t get emotional when Lorelai sings I will always love you at karaoke while gazing at Luke then you’re freaking lying

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

Get in loser, tomorrow is October 1st

[maria @mariaaaOH]

My bio is still adventure is out there…like yes it is but will I be anywhere but on my couch for the next 5 years? Probably not😅🤣

[therealfrosted @daisiasade]

i'd be lying if i said i didn't get in my feelings about the way people treat me, but i've learned it's life & everybody isn't me. everybody don't show the same love i show.... &' for that i'll be okay.

[maria @mariaaaOH]

The anxiety I feel from watching The bear is the same anxiety of serving on a Friday night in a restaurant. Good lord, I’m stressed and I made zero dollars after it😂

[maria @mariaaaOH]

Why does the good dinosaur have me in tears right now omg😭

[maria @mariaaaOH]

When describing my body type to my husband I said I was shaped like a brick of cheese and this man says “good thing I love cheese” 🤣😩 sir…

[maria @mariaaaOH]

I know nobody really gives a flying f but today at the gym I felt strong. I felt GOOD. And it has been so long since I’ve felt like this. The sickest part is that I honestly can’t wait to feel the soreness in the morning💪🏽😅

[maria @mariaaaOH]

@Gianna_Giruzzi I’m searching there now, bathing suits really went up in price since I last bought one🤣🥴

[maria @mariaaaOH]

So I don’t have an hourglass figure…where online can I find what a bathing suit will actually look like on me??

[maria @mariaaaOH]

Did I get the only baby on the planet who doesn’t like to snuggle?!

[Glow✰ @gIowiny]

found out that the reason I dont miss people is because of ADHD 😭 it really is out of sight out of mind

[maria @mariaaaOH]

@milograno_24 Closed*

[maria @mariaaaOH]

@milograno_24 They look closer to me!

[maria @mariaaaOH]

@alexaffect omg I can’t wait for Sunday now!!! Interviewing Kat Stickler!! I’m jealous

[maria @mariaaaOH]

The tiktok algorithm is on point tonight😅🤪

[maria @mariaaaOH]

Do you ever start folding laundry and your arms get tired so you have to take a break? Or is that just a me thing?