Maria Chloe

Old account disabled at 70k . I am here to post shit💦. #Kinkyquotes

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

If you’re reading this I want the best for you in life. Whether you need closure or peace or strength or health or prosperity or safety or love or understanding or courage or wisdom or forgiveness or whatever it is, I hope you get it.

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

Don’t blur your nipples for anyone, let them shine in high definition for the world to see.

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

my favourite part of casual sex
is all the high fiving afterwards.

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

Sis, make sure you watch him cook first. Does he let the oven preheat, or does he stick it right in?

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

Men call it doggy style because when they last 2 minutes they think it’s technically 14.

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

it sucks. it sucks so much spending every day pouring your heart and soul into someone and then losing that. what an empty fucking feeling

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

I’d like to talk to some of your mothers.

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

I asked a man out to breakfast this morning and he said no.

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

It's one thing to find a pic gallery of your boobs on ❌hamster, but it's a whole other situation to find them on Pinterest

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

Send him titties. It's Tuesday

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

I went to sex clubs twice a week for 4 years. Trust me, I think I've seen every dick in existence

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

Damn! Nice tits.

Me looking at myself in the mirror.

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

I've been body shamed by a handful of large accounts so you know what my retaliation is?

You're about to see more of my body on the timeline 😜

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

Some dude just told me I'm not funny.

Please send thoughts and prayers

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

That broad needs me. The only way some of you horny fucks can find her, is thru me...

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

If it doesn't involve me having multiple orgasms, I don't want it

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

Why is it always just dick in my dm's? I like boobs also....js 😜

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

If you don't like to see nudity in the fleets, don't fucking look at them.

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

Just super proud of my tits sometimes.

[Maria Chloe @MariaChloe11]

I've had sex with more guys from twitter, than I'd care to admit