Mariah Ummel

bye forever 🫶🏻

[Mariah Ummel @Mariah_Shae_]

Look. I know I’m a talented model. You don’t have to tell me.

[Mariah Ummel @Mariah_Shae_]

Bye forever twitter, it’s been real 🫶🏻

[abby @abby4thepeople]

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Minnesota was just ranked the second best state for children.

This ranking reflects our work to support middle class families, invest in education and child care, and build a brighter future for our kids.

[Mariah Ummel @Mariah_Shae_]

I truly can’t believe the Hottie Super Bowl is our SNF game this weekend. What a time to be alive.

(Herbert is a hottie, argue with the wall)

[Mariah Ummel @Mariah_Shae_]

Some of y’all (men) forgot Justice is a LADY and now your house is burned down.

[Mariah Ummel @Mariah_Shae_]

Stay angry out there ladies. Unfortunately, being nice hasn’t worked.

It’s time to be fucking mean.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

[bri ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 HEARD EXILE @comebackbrihere]

this because some of yall…… 🤨

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Mariah Ummel @Mariah_Shae_]

“A bleach and tone… like…. A bleach and tone…. Likeee…. A bleach and tone”

[My Tweets Ricochet @tweetsricochet]

Oh you love Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? How does it feel to cry every single time you get into an argument

[katie ❤️‍🔥 @corneliastkatie]

“everyone is getting tired of taylor swift” okay, prove it! sell me your eras tour tickets!

[Mariah Ummel @Mariah_Shae_]

The song Guilty As Sin existing has watered my grass and cleared my skin. I am whole again. It is everything I could’ve dreamed of in a song.

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

margot robbie thank you for giving us barbie

[Mariah Ummel @Mariah_Shae_]

Throwing your bra on the ice at a hockey game is a level of unhinged I strive to reach

💕I love being a woman💕

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

the Academy on their way to nominate Ken but not Barbie

[erin 🐿❤️‍🔥 @erincuo18]

HELP