mariah ✨

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

ok i must only date people with crazy exes. i’m 3/3 with my significant others exes MOTHERS adding me on social media…. 🤣

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

1 kid doesn’t like noodles…1 kid doesn’t like rice…both Hello Fresh meals are pasta and rice…looks like i’m making my kids 2 different dinners 🤦🏼‍♀️

i’m a picky eater…but being a parent of picky eaters is HARD. respect to my parents for dealing with my awful eating habits 🤣

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

#NewProfilePic with the most handsome little man there is 🤩🤍

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

Isolation is a form of self care.

[Baylee Hinman @HinmanBaylee]

On the verge of selling everything I own and running away

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

why do bad things always happen ALLLLLL at once…? i’m losing it.

[rad momma @Muh_ryyMoore]

being a mom is soooo hard because no matter what you do or how hard you try you will ALWAYS have mom guilt. Every decision you make is for your kids but it still isn’t ever enough.

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

don’t bully my sister and do such nasty things to her that it bothers her YEARS later if you don’t want me to say something to you. if you can’t take shit, don’t give it 😘

[Baylee Hinman @HinmanBaylee]

Little miss always wearing gym clothes and never going to the gym

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

i’m so done being nice to undeserving people. i’ll use that energy to be the best/happiest mom and step mom i can be!

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

being a step parent is hard. gosh dang i love those boys, but the amount of bashing i take consistently gets so old.

why is co-parenting so difficult for some people?! it’s about making sure the kids are happy and healthy at both homes. nothing more.

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

Well….drank the water in Billings & got pregnant….but dang i’m sure glad i did, look at my perfect little blonde bundle of joy 🥰

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

my toxic trait is driving as if speed limits and the po po don’t exist

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

crazy to see how people you thought would be by your side through everything disappear when you don’t want to go to the bar anymore 🥴

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

@mathew_martinez thank you 😭❤️

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

still haven’t completely wrapped my head around being a mom. BUT, i am so thankful already. and i get to do this with my favorite person. 😭🥰

[toxic king @toxicking]

By the time I remember to text back it’s too disrespectful to even do it

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

if our friendship ain’t like this i don’t want it

[mariah ✨ @MariahDassinger]

🤷🏼‍♀️👙🌤 #NewProfilePic

[���️Kasey❤️️ @Aussie_Kardash]

My two moods #KUWTK