Mariah Kay Kearney

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

Nevermind you should basically skip all of it, this is awful

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

Turns out, as a mom, you should skip the first 5 minutes of Finding Nemo 🫠

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

My unborn child in my womb as soon as I’m about to fall asleep

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

Facebook and Instagram are pushing Halloween themed baby clothes at me and sometimes the algorithm is just too accurate. Pregnancy brain is too weak to resist. Send help.

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

I want to say that “You’re So Last Summer” being on my Spotify wrapped top songs was a surprise but honestly it’s on it every year so

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

@Suckeratheart Unrelated: This is my husbands favorite country song and he didn’t know until we had been together for like 6 years that it was about cheating. He’s pure and kinda dumb. It’s also MY favorite country song, but for the same reason as you.

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Rest in Paradise Homie...... 💔

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

Feeling a little Handmaid’s Tale up in here.

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

People in Tucson - Please stop planting Palo Verde trees. Sincerely, very gross allergy girl ✌🏻

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

@akatsinas Is your car at least fixed?

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

@Suckeratheart 100%. I also couldn’t listen to music for MONTHS. Made me feel guilty? Grief is weird and hard ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

Are you even a homeowner if you haven’t cried over baseboards? I’m in DIY hell, send help.

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

@Suckeratheart These belong on my spooky arm please

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

Drove past a Spirit Halloween today and had a reaction similar to a golden retriever seeing a tennis ball

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

@lando_chill @SerenaSahajian Y’all remember that beefy frito burrito with the spicy Fritos?

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

watching my friends succeed brings me the craziest joy @lando_chill

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

Because I’m afraid of 100% of the men that approach me when I’m alone, day or night. Being a woman is the best!

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

Has a cis straight white man EVER been afraid in a crowded parking lot in the middle of the day???

[Mariah Kay Kearney @MariahKayDay]

To the man who approached my car in the store parking lot asking me to roll down my window - when I shook my head no and you slammed your hand on the hood of my car you quite literally proved my fear was warranted 🤷🏻‍♀️