Íris Sobral

[Íris Sobral @MariaIrisSobral]

@ismaelprata CNN

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@ismaelprata Cc announced 10 min before Trump’s conference in Philadelphia, I’m loving it!

[Íris Sobral @MariaIrisSobral]

@ismaelprata 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Íris Sobral @MariaIrisSobral]

@Twitlostmyaccou @cbjkc5 @realDonaldTrump No need to unfollow, Twitter is taking is account down the minute Biden &Kamala take oaths 🎉

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

We were all missing restaurants so I just beat my daughter at tic-tac-toe until she cried, threw a handful of broken crayons under the table and lit $80 on fire.

[Íris Sobral @MariaIrisSobral]

@IrishIsRsmiling @HenpeckedHal We all know you ate that bird, it’s ok. 😂

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

[Íris Sobral @MariaIrisSobral]

I’m watching a show in my bedroom whilst listening to the show my husband is watching downstairs. I know women multi task but this is pushing my limits... #quarantinehusband

[Íris Sobral @MariaIrisSobral]

@nadovivo @fuckingpaperbag @josecarlostao1 Ou vende chouriço assado à bombeiro e teve de salvaguardar o negócio...

[Rui Sousa @RuiASousa]

Falta muita coisa à marcha dos taxistas. De novo, Alfama e Alto Pina, melhor.

[Tessa Berenson Rogers @tcberenson]

I kid you not, @m_rhodan tells me the style of Melania Trump's top is actually called a pussy bow.

[ATLGreekPicnic @Atlgreekpicnic]

Stay tuned to @CNN for an interview with @MELANIATRUMP speech writers!! #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

When dealing with taboos, offence often comes from people confusing the subject of a joke with the actual target.

[Íris Sobral @MariaIrisSobral]

@kukfigs Obrigada!

[Íris Sobral @MariaIrisSobral]

Oh no Professor Snape! #sadnews

[Íris Sobral @MariaIrisSobral]

Pow! https://t.co/BPDvRsg1gz

[Íris Sobral @MariaIrisSobral]

Os famosos irmãos Dalton https://t.co/wPvbQq3ZzZ