Marialana Beck

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

Back burners are for pots and pans.

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

Rumor has it, there's supposed to be a light at the end of the tunnel. Well... how f*cking long is this tunnel anyway?!?

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

"If your presence can't add value to my life, your absence will make no difference either"

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

Just one Samoa, Thin Mint, or Tag-a-long will do it.....Said No One EVER!!!!

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

Just keep swimming......Just keep swimming!!!

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

Hooters should have delivery....They could call it Knockers!!

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

AMEN!!

[HuffPostDetroit @HuffPostDetroit]

Single mother fights cancer... and eviction http://t.co/qRbyjpnR

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

@jefferybeck ASS

[Jeffery Beck @jefferybeck]

@salgovernale no shit, made my wife get off her ass and shovel too,way to cold outside for me. Can I get a RT for my bday?

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

O the weather outside is delightful,the balance on my account is frightful,what hapnd to all of my dough,let it grow,let it grow,let it grow

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

"I always hang the mistletoe in the same spot ... the middle belt loop on the back of my jeans."

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

"I always hang the mistletoe in the same spot ... the middle belt loop on the back of my jeans."

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying: "Toys not included."

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

Sometimes you're the Windshield....Sometimes you're the Bug....Today~I'm the Bitch behind the wheel!!!

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

"If you can't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

Can someone please tell me why there is Braille on drive thru ATM machines? Am I missing something here??

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

@jefferybeck WOO HOO!! Bud Light or Miller Lite?

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

"When life seams crazy and out of control, center yourself, laugh out loud, then slap the nearest person as hard as you can"

[Marialana Beck @Marialana]

Ever feel like you're living the wrong life altogether?