Maria Smarelli

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[tasman @lildorothy_]

just checked the forecast and there's a 90% chance of yay #yay

[trish @ultragloss]

what is your plan to abolish the food challenges they do on love island @ZohranKMamdani

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Still you rise I guess

[Ruthy @RuthyVibez]

Can they send Ace in this season of Love Island. Im tired of these islanders. They need a drill sergeant.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Wonder what my Sims in Fiji are doing tonight

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

just checked my bank account

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

Happy April's Fools to him.

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

need them to link up. just think of the michelin stars

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

It’s all corrupt girl!

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[jordan @JordanUhl]

yeah man i'm sure he'll get right on that

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

Just booked Kash Patel for my half birthday party

[Rod Nez | Horror @rodnezmovies]

Homer previewing the Iliad to the Greek choirs

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

If you use generative AI you’re taking away his water 🥺🥺

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

does anybody know what i should do

[mariana @pastapilled]

Idgaf if Addison Rae can sing live or not tbh. have you listened to diet pepsi

[sue ⭐️ @hsudcon]

Snoopy dancing to ‘Aperture’ by Harry Styles