Marie Martin

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes his biography.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

my wedding vows: i love u but i dont love u as much as i love dogs

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

I miss talking to the OLD you.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

My therapist told me she doesn't want me tailgating outside of her office anymore.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

Whenever I'm in a public restroom and see a pube on the toilet seat I get so grossed out. What kind of a monster still has pubes?!

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

Your sweet touch is so precious to me is the reason I severed your hand to wear as a necklace.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

Henry Ford, founder of Ford Cars, was Hitler's most famous foreign backer, giving the Nazi party as much as $20 million.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

Democrats are sexy. Who ever heard of getting a piece of Elephant?

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

Anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

When plucking your eyebrows remember to try and only pluck underneath the brow as you could lose the natural shape.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

A man's internal decay can be measured by the mien in his eyes & how he greets your gaze.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will finally know peace. ~ Jimi Hendrix

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

To warm up cold feet, sprinkle a bit of cayenne pepper into your socks.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

Add cinnamon to your oatmeal! It will increase your fat burning ability.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

Love yourself. Love your day. Love your life.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

im gonna like ur selfie even if u didnt like mine to show whos the better person

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

The only thing I know about women is that they have lots of feelings and they're not afraid to tell you about each and every one of them.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

The first time you fall in love, it changes your life forever, and no matter how hard you try that feeling never goes away.

[Marie Martin @MarieeMrtn]

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