MG

TXST ‘23

[ℜ𝔢𝔶 @reyydrew]

I be looking at apartments/houses like I’m moving out tomorrow 😂

[El Domii 🇩🇴 @Domiiprz]

Do you have health insurance?

Me:

[🅱️en @NoCloutBen]

nobody:

my ceiling fan that’s been on high speed nonstop for 5 years:

[ʀᴇᴍɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ @notaroper]

when your dog somewhere quiet asf🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Killah💗 @KeyLovesYou69]

I need SpongeBob’s energy and motivation. That mf was ALWAYS ready for work😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩����😩😩

[︎ap @sillycooch]

i post & delete cause wtf do i be talking ab

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

If they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade I would be a homeowner by now

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

he be kiIIing people and still be able to text back. don’t settle for less ladies

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

Scuse me

[Sam Stirling @samjstirling]

"How many days are there until Christmas?"

[Ken 😇 @_ohitsken]

Maintenance asked for pictures because the air was off air and my roommate puts this 💀

[abeyaar @kyahuabhaiiii]

“do not disturb” isn't just the phone setting, Its a lifestyle.

[megan @chismosavirus]

just paid a bill. i can't keep doing this

[latina lover @sixshottss]

hope my kids funny bc im not fake laughing in my own house