Amanda Arlene

I enjoy long walks on hot pavement, picking up garbage & throwing rocks at pigeons. I just might be a hobo.

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

I'm apparently not worth it. I love when this happens. I'm always second best. 💩 #fuck

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

I'm going to destroy any food that comes my way today

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

I think I hate twitter

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

Gypsy soul.

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

My soul is out of control and I'm madly in love with being lost. #freespirit #gypsylife

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

I swear I'm not fat because of how much I laugh. #nogymlife https://t.co/KFSktQR7C1

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

I don't wish upon stars, I wish upon turtles & whipped cream 🙌

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

How do I have this much snot in my nose. It's a waterfall of slime. #cold #sick

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

@danieltosh don't tell me what to do.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The rise of the American superhero coincides with the rise of Nazi Germany.

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

I had steak and spaghetti yesterday. Nothing else matters. 🙌😍

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

The new Joker looks like a pen exploded in his mouth after he drew on his own tattoos.

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

Why must you ask me questions Netflix? Of course I'm still watching!

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

Kiss my ass goodbye❤️

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

People my age are choosing what doctor they want to deliver their baby. I'm choosing which restaurant I want to deliver my food.

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

❤️

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

Amy Winehouse is my spirit animal, Minus the meth part. 💃

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

I play virtual golf more than a normal person should. #adamscott

[Amanda Arlene @Marijewonna]

For now, we live like savages, beautiful savages. ❤️

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

It's been "one of those days" for like 3 years now.