Mario Flores

Woo Pig.

[Mario Flores @MarioF_2017]

This is for the guys that love their girlfriends. @RoseHendley

"Because Microsoft" 😂😂😂😂

[gaut @0xgaut]

me: “I would like to move to the U.S.”

U.S Immigration: “good luck bud”

me: “where do I start?”

USI: “are you an engineer”

me: “nope..”

USI: “oh boy..”

me: “but i speak 5 languages”

USI: “don’t care, didn’t ask.”

Me: “so what do I do?”

USI: “well your job can sponsor you”

Me: “oh it’s that easy!!”

USI: “lol, relax it’s a lottery”

Me: “and is it hard to apply?”

USI: “Long, slow, and expensive”

Me: “and once I have a visa? Can I have a greencard?”

USI: “sure if you wait 10 years”

Me: “This all sounds hard, can someone help?”

USI: “Yea, a lawyer, for thousands of dollars an hour”

Me: “alright nevermind”

USI: “that’s what I thought”

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Terribly sorry, we didn’t graduate with a mathematics degree. Happy to issue a correction if you can tell us how many millions was spent on a program that lost to Middle Tennessee State at home.

[Mario Flores @MarioF_2017]

@BetSaracen @deltahog80 @carltontsaffa This is trash.

[Mario Flores @MarioF_2017]

RT if y’all should spend more time fixing the bugs on online franchise instead of watching Monday Night Football

[Madden NFL 27 @EAMaddenNFL]

RT if @JalenHurts’s rating should go up!

#Madden23 | #FlyEaglesFly

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Somehow Texas A&M’s loss to App State just got much more embarrassing https://t.co/4BpvoRfD3K

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Many people don't know this, but according to lore, Notre Dame's Leprechaun mascot has the traditional Irish name of Owen.

Owen Two

[ND @CopaceticNuts]

All of us fantasy football people who drafted Cam Akers are doing just fine

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Since when the @nytimes has devoted so much time and space to El Salvador’s economic initiatives?

It’s clear they’re afraid, #Bitcoin is inevitable.

By the way, they say we’re heading to default. Will they publish an apology once we pay everything on time? 😉

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝘾 𝘼 𝙀 𝙇 𝘽 𝘼 𝙍 𝘾̧ 𝘼

[All Hog Sports Podcast @AllHogSportsPod]

Brandon Allen chose heads knowing he’d lose the toss. Put the defense on the field, give Joe Brrr time to rest, and then win the game. Incredible execution

[Mario Flores @MarioF_2017]

😂 clown. I’d take KCs corners over him and our corners are borderline traffic cones.

[Golden Tate @ShowtimeTate]

@cheetah 👀😶

[nick wright @getnickwright]

This was the only move I had left on the chessboard.

[Rachel Bonnetta @rachelbonnetta]

Ugh I can’t hang this week, I have so many things to do...

The things:

[Mario Flores @MarioF_2017]

@jacobcengel Same

[GeoffinLincoln @GeoffinLincoln]

@RedditCFB Brian Kelly on his first LSU recruiting trip

[Trey Biddy @TreyBiddy]

If you're a voter in the AP or Coaches Poll and you drop No. 21/22 Arkansas out of the Top 25 for losing by a TD on the road against No. 2 Alabama after playing the toughest schedule in college football and being 7-4, you should lose your vote. #wps

[Ricky Stromberg @Stromburski]

All glory to Jesus!!! 7-3!!!

[Eric Musselman @EricPMusselman]

Cameron G. Little