Mario Juan Valez

Genuine Aztec. Your shooting star: 80s rock retro superstar! Taco Bell, los nachos, la buena & la nueva! My page now 99% selfie-free. Fiesta long time!

[Mario Juan Valez @MarioJValez]

Burrito Blues 🎵

[Mario Juan Valez @MarioJValez]

I'm going to go off into the sunset.

[Mario Juan Valez @MarioJValez]

It ended on a sour note.

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It's good. https://t.co/3wE48uUfnF

[Señor Quintante @SenorQuintante]

Amiga!

[Mario Juan Valez @MarioJValez]

Boris has taken over the Radio Shack down the street.

[The Lizard King @KingJimMorrison]

I am evidence of the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

[Lionheart Enterprises® @LionheartBiz]

Ahoy!

[Mario Juan Valez @MarioJValez]

I've got the Midas Touch. https://t.co/NBytJR1nED

[Cricket (Aunty Funk) @ChristineKofan]

Crickets and cream cheese. That's what I'm all about.

[Rose @RoseDelmato]

Working as a prostitute has made me proud.

[Mario Juan Valez @MarioJValez]

“Somebody’s going to recognize that guy.”

[Mario Juan Valez @MarioJValez]

I'm stared at on the subway all the time.

[Technossance Magazine @TechnossanceMag]

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[Mario Juan Valez @MarioJValez]

It can only go up.

[Mario Juan Valez @MarioJValez]

I'm a hot mess.

[Richard P. Weber @KingPencilDick]

I get pissed.

[Johnny E. Electric @JohnnyEgnatius]

Oops.

[Mario Juan Valez @MarioJValez]

Gracias! https://t.co/dnbQheHZjr