Mario

Parody Account of the Man The Myth The Legend - Mario Balotelli. #WhyAlwaysMe #MoneyMaker #BestStrikerWorldWide #TeamFireworks

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

She was alright. She talked too much though. http://t.co/DVkU2FuS

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Next time you will all get to see my #YOLO shirt.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Did you like my performance today? Messi called me afterwards to say I can have his 'Player of the Year' trophy. Thanks Lionel.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

#FootballersILove Mario Balotelli

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

If it wasn't for my me. My team would not even have 1 point. You can thank me now.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Want to know why we let Man United ahead of us? Because we want our fans to be entertained. Do not worry. I will score the winning goal.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Crouch's goal vs MY team today was not even that good. I can do better than him. I have done better. I am better.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Mancini said I must destroy Chelsea today. I do not follow Mancini, Mancini follows me.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

People ask me why I miss that easy opportunity? Because I have to give chelsea a chance. They are a bad team and need alot of help.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Just so you know. I was the man with the big dong in my girl Tulisa's video. Show me respect.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Drogba is a little bitch. I would pimp slap that little ho.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Gerrard? this guy is nothing compared to what I can do. Play in the midfield position and I will embarrass him. He's an amateur.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Gonna eat a curry at 12 Oclock then fly over some Caribbean women to pleasure me then help out Mancini because he needs some hand relief.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Mancini needs to learn. If I want to go and party, I will do it, you are not my father or mother. I will spend 20k on a t-shirt if I want.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

My goal yesterday was another example of my ability to lead the team to a victory. I treated myself to a brand new Mercedes SLS, a bit slow.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Whenever I play. I always score. my first goal allowed my team to follow my lead.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

I receive racial comments to me. But these people only realise they make my big bank account bigger. I like my haters. I

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Why does Djibril Cisse try to be like me? this is my place. I run the show. He has nothing on me.

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

Barcelona will not leave my diamond iPhone alone. I do not want to join Barcelona, you cannot afford my wages. Stop annoying me Pep. #gayboy

[Mario @MarioLadotelli]

I have had interest from Real Madrid, Barcelona and AC Milan & Accrington Stanley. None of them could afford my price tag or my wages.