Marion Conrad

Retired Assistant Superintendent C & I, Ocean Township; Math Fellow, New Jersey Center of Teaching and Learning; Former math supervisor - FRHSD & Jackson

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@Barron_trump1_1 A all the way.

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@realDonaldTrump You’re an embarrassment.

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@DerekTranchina Best of luck!

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@AshleyWaake OMG! The delicious smell! I hope that you had a good stick of butter on hand!

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@jenmartins73 Awesome work!

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@nathaliejacoby1 @CalltoActivism Clean the toilet

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@jenmartins73 So very true!

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@GovChristie Go away…just go away.

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@GovChristie I will NEVER forgive you for not keeping your promise regarding funding the pension plan. You will NEVER be forgiven for campaigning to townspeople to vote down their local budgets in 2010. I obtained the best career position ever because of you then. Still, lies- unforgivable!

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

UA:
“I wanted to say thank you for the incredible work you did this weekend under what were unprecedented challenges. I know it was very tough on each of you, and it's not over yet with weather continuing today on the East Coast.
But I want you to know that I'm proud of you.”

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

OH THIS IS GOOD!

This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.

The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”.

The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?

The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. “Well please let me have $3000 now.” The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.

The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.

The moral of this story is....
Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

And there you have it! You can thank me later 😉. The secret to having successful relationships comes down to 2 words - CNBC https://t.co/75iG3pdIk9

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: CNN suffers a humiliating public defeat as their disastrous Donald Trump town hall interview backfires. The entire reason they allowed it was to boost ratings — which it barely managed to do.

Nielsen ratings reveal that just two days after the interview CNN is struggling at fourth place in the ratings for primetime news network.

What's far worse is that CNN is even being beat by Newsmax — a deranged MAGA conspiracy theory network that pulled in 357,000 viewers compared to CNN's 335,000.

Clearly, giving Trump free airtime to spew lies about the 2020 election and smear his sexual assault victims is not working for CNN. They should go back to actually reporting the news!

Retweet if it serves CNN right!

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@amymcgovs @MsKWeldon Not to mention the very first female superintendent! Congratulations to the board for broadening their horizons! It is a very well deserved appointment! The district will be in great hands! Congratulations, Kelly! It is well earned. #thisisyourspartanlegacy

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@CalltoActivism Suitcases are on sale at Macy’s.

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@JeramySinopoli @SummerM05184411 @388shark @YourMomSaysHigh @CNN Clearly, you’ve never seen “Hidden Figures.” You should watch it.

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@JeramySinopoli @388shark @SummerM05184411 @YourMomSaysHigh @CNN …and you wouldn’t be here without women. So end it.

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

And there you have it! You can thank me later 😉. The secret to having successful relationships comes down to 2 words - CNBC https://t.co/75iG3pdIk9

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@terra_anglin1 @ericareport OMG…and to think you admit this publicly.

[Marion Conrad @MarionConrad]

@_ashawndabney Me and I sincerely hope that this reply does not jinx me!