Marisa Ross

I once won a dumpling eating contest, I've accidentally swum with alligators, I can lick my elbow and I have 42 stamps in my passport. Marketing and journalism

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I remember making a Twitter in my freshman year for journalism assignments. Ten years later I’m primarily using it to read feedback on reality tv shows. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@Andy Lloyd, we need a timeline of when that iconic ‘stache came into existence on your face and how life has changed during your facial hair journey.

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@itsnicklevy Oy, I don’t envy you.

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This Friday thinks it’s Monday.

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Dog movies are always so stressful.

[The Associated Press @AP]

JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises.

#APracecall

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This reminds me of Color War back at sleepaway camp chanting “the sky is blue, the pool is blue, we’re going to turn the red team blue!”

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@mrs_lerner That, to me, is the most disturbing part about it.

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Sci-tech never ceases to amaze me. | Possible new organ may have been found in throat: Tubarial salivary glands - CNN https://t.co/xWVyjal8yL

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Birthday gains today courtesy of @Nike’s @JoeHolder_ and @fitbit 💪🏼 #28andfeelinggreat

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The only thing worse than living through the pandemic is reliving the beginning of it as every reality TV show shot six months ago unfolds.

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“According to Jewish tradition, a person who dies on Rosh Hashanah ... is a tzaddik, a person of great righteousness” — ⁦@ruth_franklin⁩ https://t.co/SZT7z1SeTB

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Apparently my heart rate got so high in my interview today that I briefly entered the fat burning zone, according to @fitbit. That’s one way to do it.

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@itsnicklevy THE SECOND

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I want a metal detector. Treasure hunting will be my next hobby.

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I pita the fool who has never tried Israeli food.
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From first to last: 🥙pitot on the saj with olive oil and za’atar (pita bread with spices and herbs on a domed griddle) 🍅harvest from 15 varieties of cherry… https://t.co/1f4smL3jWF

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Major periods of my life can be segmented into the music genres I’ve discovered.

Middle School: Emo/scene
High School: Punk pop/alternative
College: Indie Rock/House
Post-Grad: EDM/Reggaeton
Now: 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I could eat thousands of these dumplings, but then I’d probably weigh won ton.
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Qing Xiang Yuan Dumplings is a small restaurant in Chicago’s Chinatown housing a secret family recipe from the Qing Dynasty. The 16th… https://t.co/HfEYNH6h15

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Facebook knows.