Marisa Zamary

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

Literally crying on NJ transit as I head home for my friend's memorial service and a man winks at me and gives me a "How you doin, baby?" SIR. Now is very clearly not the time.

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

Sir, it is 5am. Please do not try to chat me up on the NJ Transit. I'm truly just trying to make it to the airport.

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

Remember when we used to write on each other's Facebook walls instead of calling or texting each other? What a weird time to exist...

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

Full length denim skirts making a comeback feels incredibly triggering

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

When you think about it, Les Miserables was the original Love Actually.

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

An open letter to my downstairs neighbors: If I can Shazam the song you're playing through the floor... Your speakers might be too loud.

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

If you want to know how Youngstown dating works, the guy I dated 10 years ago who cheated on me with a girl at a @CleGuardians game is now dating my competition choir section leader from freshman year of high school. They all date each other at some point.

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

I am 30 years old. Do not text me, "Hey you..." at 1am and expect a response.

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

I just want to make wedding soup. Why is the universe conspiring against me?

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

Is it weird to have a sex dream about Cheers era Ted Danson? Asking for a friend...

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

This is my brand @ New York, New York https://t.co/GQqMnb6Iw7

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

When I first moved to New York I had a very romantic idea of laying in bed on a Sunday morning with coffee and a hardcopy of the @nytimes... Then I moved into a fifth floor walkup and realized the app was just fine.

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

God I love when people find out I was right.

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

I always say I don't know my neighbors very well, but the guys who run the open air drug market on my way to the train said I looked beautiful today just like I always do. And if that's not community then I don't know what is.

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

While doing some family research I came across this crest for my grandma's family in Italy. Naturally I had it made into signet rings for my whole family. Buon Natale a tutti! @ Youngstown, Ohio https://t.co/uoPI37XUno

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

Just posted a photo @ New York, New York https://t.co/MDWbJlVTHC

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

Just posted a photo @ New York, New York https://t.co/5kMP0c8rCx

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

Someone tell me why I was watching the Peacock documentary about Casey Anthony and they featured a tweet from my middle school bully.

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

Your Favorite Aunt @ New York, New York https://t.co/SFEOse5gLN

[Marisa Zamary @MarisaZam]

I'm out here having an existential crisis and my Uber driver just wants to talk about Kalahari water park... Sir, now is NOT the time.